Something that is useless, the name is derived from the planet fitness ab coaster. It is a machine that will basically just do nothing and will just stop you from building any muscle.
Bro your weak what have you been doing at the gym sitting on the fucking ab coaster for 1 hour a day.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

by Wh0ręh0u5e23 March 17, 2021

A stoner term.
Defined as the last intake of Marijuana (usually heavy) in preparation for the expected (extended) time-period until the next intake.
Roasting yourself enough to function and coast until the next available moment, or through a hard event in which Marijuana isn't accepted.
Defined as the last intake of Marijuana (usually heavy) in preparation for the expected (extended) time-period until the next intake.
Roasting yourself enough to function and coast until the next available moment, or through a hard event in which Marijuana isn't accepted.
by Odd1Mind August 21, 2024

Hop on the crypto-coaster! It'll be the ride of your life! Become a billionaire or lose it all at once!
by z0mbieparade May 28, 2018

The act of getting on a roller coaster or amusement park ride by yourself and having a stranger sit right next to you
Person 1: I can’t get on that with you, it’s too scary
Person 2: Fine. I hope I don’t get Coaster Raped, that would be awful and awkward
Person 2: Fine. I hope I don’t get Coaster Raped, that would be awful and awkward
by ShowThemTitties August 14, 2019

Example 1: "Honey, we're out of Cooter Coasters. Can you pick up some at the store?"
Example 2: "The Cooter Coasters are in aisle 4 with the other personal hygiene products."
Example 2: "The Cooter Coasters are in aisle 4 with the other personal hygiene products."
by VisceralVocabulary May 25, 2023

by scos4ever March 24, 2008
