Coach Z 

HSR: Coach Z, are you a poser?
CZ: No I'm Down...
HSR: Yeah, Down with second to last place!

And If You're Trying To Fade Me Then You Must Smoke Crack!

Coach Z by The Chort September 5, 2003

coach greg 

-a coach from Santa Monica High School who teaches shot-put and discuss for the school's track team
-a tall, dark, and husky man who is not married and is looking for a wife soon.
-also, a teacher for retarded kids who can not help themselves in stupid subjects like first-grade mathamatics or preschool biology.

Student #1- "Ey did you see coach greg the other day?"
Student #2- "Yah man! He started to beat the crap out of me because i didn't stay at school until 7 at night to practice throwing balls (the shot put)."
Student #1- "Dude dont worry about it, he has nobody to be with so he just keeps you after school to be with him"
Student #2- "Yah i know, whatever man!"
Student #1- "Okay. Bye"

coach greg by Elmer Cady January 9, 2008

Coach McLamb

A man that gets beaten up by his dog, A high school P.E teacher who stands behind all the girls when they're stretching, thinks he is sexy when he actually suffers from erectile disfunction, has the I.Q of a half eaten sandwich. Is only in his mid-thirties, but is allready losing hair on his head, makes children run around the track while he rides a golf cart. very hated.

"Ew, it's Coach McLamb"

"There is a McLamb growing under my toenail."

Coach McLamb by Conner C. & Alexa D. (aha!!) March 15, 2009

Coach bag 

a leather goods company that now makes all their bags in China and the quality isn't half as good. Their only worth buying at a department store on sale because they're over-priced at the actually Coach stores and not worth paying full price for.

Lady 1: "Let's head over to The Bay. They have sales on the Coach bags there".

Lady 2: "Ya I would rather buy a coach bag on sale. They make their products in China now!"

Coach bag by dudelistico2012 August 7, 2011

Coach Zee 

A coach of an unknown sport. Someone with a wierd accent that keeps him from saying the word "job". A wannabe rapper who only has one hit single, "These people tried to fade me". Someone who gives advice through sports play.

'Girls are like a great sports play, you can't just rush into the score zone...'

Coach Zee by danny December 4, 2003

coach poppins

the most awesome coach ever. One who is very reliable and always has everything you need. They teach you the crucial things about life, and you credit them for everything you have accomplished.

Dang man, Coach Poppins is the coolest coach ever!

coach poppins by ;alskd December 5, 2010

Coach Taylor 

A very mean and fat loser of a PE coach. HE MAKES FUN OF AUTISTUC KIDA AND JOKES ON OTHERS WEIGHT WHEN HE IS A FAT PIECE OF SHIT HIMSELF. HE IS A DIPFUCK.

Nia- hey mia look at coach taylor

Mia- eww he is a fat turd

Nia- he was making fun of Hanna for being autistic

Mia- ugh what a asswipe

Coach Taylor by StayBlessed120 April 11, 2017