cleavage

The visible by-product when a woman wears a bra/corset/top that pushes her breasts together.
Sometimes used purposly as an attraction technique when tartish girls want shallow guys attentions.

guys in club: "God, look at her cleavage in that top!"
Girl (upon hearing comment): " Hi, wanna buy me a drink *stupid high pitched giggle*"

by *jedi wave* You don't need to know who I am April 11, 2005

vacuum cleaner

The only thing that sucks more than Twilight.

vacuum cleaner

by qkjeabfdia;shduaipohuaikghured June 10, 2014

Cleveland Steam Shower

Shitting out a mean smelly turd in the toilet while someone else is showering in the same small bathroom, creating the muggiest and nasitest stench ever. Best done on the sly or with a flush afterward (to create more steam).

My room mate was late on rent again so i snuck in and gave her a Cleveland Steam Shower this morning.

by Kevin Beavers May 22, 2008

elbow cleavage

the thick crease that morbidly obese people often get hanging from their elbows.

"Hey Steve, have you seen Janet lately."
"Yeh she's put on loads of weight!"
"Tell me about it, i just got a full view of her elbow cleavage!"

by Timmy Frizbee November 12, 2006

cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.

Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.

Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).

by Master Nudist January 21, 2008

cleveland lapdance

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!

"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"

by osibisa October 20, 2007

Cleveland Ronghaus

The act of taking a shit while your blacked out roommate's head is hanging over the toilet seat in his puke water. This is followed taking the feces covered toilet paper and wiping the vomit off your roommate's face. After that, you shoot him/her in the back of the ear with a bee-bee gun.

Chadd was passed out on the toilet again so we gave him a Cleveland Ronghaus.

by Chadd Ronghaus - Rongway July 17, 2010