Clayton

Beats his dog. Can't cook without instructions. Locks girls outside his house, and goes to sleep.

Who's verballly abusing that Husky? That's Clayton.

by potpiebanjotime May 25, 2022

Clayton Weigart

Clayton has a huge dumpy, very rad, eats rat poison, likes emo music. Dude has several arrest warrants out for him.

Clayton Weigart likes to Jump people.

by prayingonhisdownfall March 20, 2023

Clayton

Claytons typically are very athletic and love to be outdoors. Even though they love to be active, they tend to be kind of thick and not lose weight very easy. This is because they absolutely can’t get enough of food, especially fast food. Thought they may seem very talkative and sociable over text, Clayton often don’t say much in person. You have to get to know him and break his comfort bubble for him to open up. Claytons love marcelles. That may seem stereotypical, but it’s very true. All Claytons just flock to marcelles.

Marcelle: I met a Clayton the other day

Friend: OMG, you have to get to know him, those claytons are pretty special!

by Hahahjkjkjk November 21, 2023

Clayton

He is some nobody like everyone else, they have absolutely no redeeming qualities, if someone is named Clayton, don't expect much.

Person 1 :Omg did you see the new kid.
Person 2: Yeah but they are a total Clayton

by StoneBoy69 March 1, 2018

Clayton

Chicken burgah

More cake Clayton

by anonymous February 2, 2024

Hating a Clayton

Hating a Clayton is the act of hating, feeling strongly or mostly negative emotions towards or around the name Clayton. This is most commonly practiced by the sister or sisters of the person called Clayton.

Emily said , “Ugh I really hate Clayton and I don’t really know why!”
Her friend replied, “Emily, Stop Hating a Clayton!”

by HorseSheathCleaner69 February 23, 2022

Clayton Chaney

Most likely related to Hitler. The type of guy who would remove 2 ribs just to suck his own dick. That gay ass motherfucker that likes The Beatles.

He's a Clayton Chaney.

by YogiHitThis March 1, 2017