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snow chimp

"the act of a white male pretending to be black "
by henri dufour June 8, 2017
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Chimp

by HL October 14, 2003
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chimp bastard

little chimp looking fuckers that eat a lot of fruit and shit alot and may look like obama
jimmy-"hey did you vote for obama?"
jonny-"o you mean that chimp bastard fuck on tv?! no way?!"
by fuck tits October 21, 2010
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chimp boy

been staring at porno AGAin chimp boy?
by theCURLYwhoreson February 28, 2011
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link chimps

Stupid ass shit Nicki Minaj says when she needs to rhyme.
"Pussy game still cold, we don't get minks for that
When I'm poppin' them bananas, we don't link chimps for that"
by Kyno1 March 27, 2017
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Backoffice Chimps

Members of an IT Team, whose work is comparable to Pan troglodytes (The Common Chimpanzee) with whom they are closely related.
They survive mainly on Banana's, Coffee, noodle soup and moree recently have discovered a diet of berry berry.

They are to be watched closely as they tend to stray easily.
Treat with caution.
Man1 - "OH No! BREXHC5 our email server is down!"
Woman1 - "Great the Backoffice Chimps have gone AWOL again, and scheduled a restart in the middle of the day! bloody useless lot!
by Chimp Number 1 January 11, 2009
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Phone Chimp

The social equivalent to an African American shoe shine boy who answers phones for an old rich white man
I called my client and his phone chimp sent me directly to voice mail!

That damn phone chimp was too busy smoking a bowl to take down the proper information from the customer.
by 1xyourmomsboyfriendx1 October 17, 2010
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