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Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.
OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!
by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017
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Choking on Cheerios

When you’re blowing a British guy (or perhaps multiple British men) and choke on their dick and/or cum, at which point the Man responsible for the choking can say “Cheerio” if they so choose
“Hey what happened to that girl last night? She was coughing like crazy.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”
by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021
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Hip hip Cheerios gang

The hip hip Cheerios gang was founded in late 2020. A gang of mediocre personalities consisting of Aicila, Habih, Ilajna, Yithurrush, Inele, and Hayak. This gang was known to share memes-that’s it. Take years to plan one outing and ions to decide on a movie genre. They are the reality in the “expectation vs reality” meme. The gang is sweet and omg so qUiRkY! Everyone in the gang is unique, there is only one leader and it’s Shrek. He comes to check up on the group once every 100 years. Fun fact the hip hip Cheerios gang originally formed in 2018 but was reformed due to sussy behaviour in the previous chat.
Omg look at that sus car they must be a part of Hip hip Cheerios gang !
by Yimmi October 17, 2021
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Cheeritude

We were saddened to learn that Judy's recent cheeritude was not the result of a triumphant spiritual journey as she claimed, but rather, pharmaceutically induced.

Lydia's cheeritude was unfazed even after spending 10 minutes in the penalty box.
by Mrs. O'Toole March 10, 2011
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Cheerio Landmind

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.
Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmind. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"
by tpwhite49 August 23, 2012
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Cheerio Ripper

Federico is Hauvey's cheerio ripper forever and ever <3
by Dirty_Jew_69er December 4, 2012
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cheerio twinios

Dopest union of two equally badass individuals.
That young gun's crazy bout being a cheerio twinios
by impossibl3lyfe September 21, 2015
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