noobie cheese

Anything or anyone that is lame, not kwan-tsu, or a quimby.

"God! Todd, you are SO n00bie chEEse!" "I am noobie cheese" (the originator, Will B.)

by T-Dogg and K-Shredder November 5, 2007

Going cheese

In hockey, the act of scoring a goal in one of the top corners of the net.

Man, Ovechkin just went high glove cheese on that snapper!

Going cheese in action^^

by jone4700 June 27, 2009

Muskokan Cheese Grater

When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.

Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."

Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."

by teratoma April 20, 2010

Easy Cheeks

An individual who doesn't mind to spread their own ass cheeks in order to acquire a stiff rod such as a cock, snake, peter, or shlong up where the sun don't shine

Tim: Yo dude when I was in prison my nickname was Easy Cheeks! I was like uber popular and such. My life rocked hard!

Custer: Man, so do you think Jerry Sandusky is going to be getting that nickname soon when he hits the prison life????

by Radical Jew July 1, 2012

cream cheese side up

When your bagel and cream cheese fall to the floor and it lands cream cheese side up; you know you are going to have (or did have) a good day. Also applies to your day, month, or year.

I had a Cream Cheese Side Up day!

by Jessica Harwick November 24, 2014

Grilled Cheese Wednesday

A code name for having sex doggy style with your buddy in a dorm room

Dude, Grant told me it's Grilled cheese Wednesday. You know what that means, sloppy poo poo style.

by Grilled Cheese Wednesday day November 15, 2017

penis cheese harvest

The act of harvesting smegma from the fresh dick cheese plant and consuming it in a barbaric like fashion

Me and the boys after the penis cheese harvest: 🍽🤤

by FatherShmoop June 3, 2019