Mississippi Chardonnay

Upon receiving anal penetration followed by internal ejaculation (see anal creampie), the bitch proceeds to shart the jizz into a wine glass and consume the resulting cocktail.

Ay mayne that bitch wanted a Mississippi Chardonnay an' I was like Aaay do ya own thang hoe.

by REDxIV January 16, 2011

charo

A penis. Atlernate spelling ofchurro. Comes from the Mexican dessert of the same name.

Peter: You're a charo-head.
Dick: Shut up, charo-eater

by johnny zoo May 19, 2005

Charot

Low-key used in flirting or throwing a shade.

I can be your girlfriend charot!
Omg you’ve gained weight chour.

by idontwannafallasleepjustyet January 30, 2020

google charades

when you want to look up something inappropriate but you don't want to type the offensive word, so you type all the words around it and hope that Google will guess it eventually.

Friend #1: Why aren't you typing it??
Friend #2: Dude, I'm at work. Just a few more rounds of google charades....

by jpmcfarph October 7, 2008

Chard

A Weird looking man that usually smells like shit. He usually has weird doo doo marks on his neck.
Hes known to be really annoying, and stupid. He enjoys sniffing his own farts.
He fingers his butthole, and licks off any crap on his fingers.
He wears diapers too.

Ew whats that thing over there?

Thats Chard Licking His Booty Shit.

by goose1111 April 3, 2009

Chardonnay whore

Woman (commonly a cougar) at a bar, who will for a glass of cheap wine (commonly Chardonnay) be all yours.

Dude, she's totally a Chardonnay whore!

by Ronnierampalot February 1, 2013

Chard

To 'Chard' something is to twist events so that an unwitting party will comply with your demands. Using white lies and incorrect facts to lure young people into sexual deeds.

Often associated with dirty old men.

"So how did you get her to go down on you, you lucky old git?"

"I just kept on Charding her until she gave in, I even made up some bullshit on the spot. She was eating out of the palm of my hands by the"

by Stinkyminky December 4, 2012