Calgary

A city in Alberta, Canada, it is either loved or hated. Contrary to popular belief, it is not populated by hard working blue collar cowboys, but by an astounding number of metrosexuals and Asians. It is extremely rare to meet someone in Calgary who was actually born there, as the majority of its inhabitants simply migrated there to earn lots of easy money. Because of this, Calgary is extremely diverse.

Calgary is notorious for its awful traffic, as the city was never designed for the massive amounts of foreign females that currently terrorize the streets. Road construction is a year round occurrence.

Calgary is also notorious for its lively nightlife, with a hodgepodge of nightclubs strewn throughout the various industrial parks. Because of the utter disgrace of a transit system, drunk driving is the preferred and safest method of transport.

Calgarian women are known as some of the most beautiful in the world, due to additives in the water treatment system. However, they are also some of the most demanding, with the vast majority not attracted to good looks or personality, but rather the fat wads of wonderful money that a man may possess. Women who are not absolutely perfect quickly become vapid sluts that can be had for the price of one or two drinks.

Besides alcohol abuse, there is extremely little to actually do in the city. A once a year festival know as the Calgary Stampede was implemented to introduce this extreme state of constant intoxication and public drunkenness to the rest of the world.

Despite several shortcomings, Calgary is still know the best city in Canada, and is accepted throughout the scientific world as being the true center of the universe.

"Lets go to Calgary, it's full of hot people and cheap liquor!"

"Holy fuck, Calgary has almost as many Asians as Hongcouver!"

by Bunnies April 15, 2009

Rooster-challanged

Posessing inadequate penis size.
Someone who has insufficient penis size.

I couldn't continue the date with a guy that is as rooster-challanged as he is.

by Tamryn Hunter August 29, 2006

calgary

A great city that has it all.
Ps. madtroll is a nerdy, geeky, homosexual jackass

I went to a hockey game in Calgary, go flames go!!!!

by Centron1 July 20, 2008

Calgary

An awesome city with some great people, and some assholes. Yes, there are sluts here, but there are sluts anywhere else too. Interesting people. And 17th Ave is pretty fun, as is downtown and Mission. Should be the capital of Alberta.

Calgary is better than Deadmonton.

by chic geek August 20, 2003

Calgary

Far enough south of Edmonton and beautifully far from Toronto. Unfortunately, way west of Montreal

Person one - Yo lets hit up West Ed
Person two - ummmm im feeling like a couple hundred clicks south . . . Calgary?

by HouseMD13 October 16, 2008

Calgary Tower

When a girl has her period, and is wearing a tampon, you pull the tampon out and stick it in her ass. Then have sex in a position so that the tampon is sticking up in the air so that she looks like the Calgary tower. When you're done, take the tampon out of her ass and reinsert it back into her pussy. You can follow this up with a Dirty Lanny.

My girl pissed me off so we did the Calgary Tower and I finished it off with a Dirty Lanny

by UrbanDick March 27, 2007

Timothée Chalamet

Timothée Chalamet is the coolest actor who ever lived. He has many talents: he can play the piano, he can sing, he can speak French, English and a bit of Italian and above all he recites from God. I love him too much, he's my life, he’s managed to get me out of a dark period of my life and that’s why I can’t thank him enough.
They speak so badly of him without knowing him, without really understanding who he is and how beautiful he gives to those who love him.

"Are you in love?"
"Yes I like Timothée Chalamet. He's my everything"

by anonymous June 9, 2021