Carlos , an average name that means "SHORT CUBAN" that thinks he is cool. But sadly has to emit to his friends that his mom works at burger king , 23 hours of the day. The other hour of the day she is working the streets, giving cheap blowjobs to old African American men.
Brian: Hey are we going over to Carlos's house today?
Chris: I am not sure, his mom is working constantly.
Brian:She is a very hard worker, to bad carlos can't help at all, due to his size.....
Chris: I am not sure, his mom is working constantly.
Brian:She is a very hard worker, to bad carlos can't help at all, due to his size.....
by brianringo July 11, 2010
by Socialist Sandwich March 29, 2020
A person with a great personality, until you actually get to know him they end up being a pretty big shit head who laughs at really fucked jokes and doesn't have the ability to sympathize for others.
by TheManOfTruth March 08, 2019
A manipulative man who likes to control everyone he meets by being nice and funny. A Carlos thinks he is the smartest person and knows it all. He is envious if some have more things then him and he also is a Dick and an asshole with the people he cares. Carlos is a very evil person that does not have his own personality. Don’t ever trust a Carlos they are liars and players.
by Mindreader07 March 07, 2019
A Puerto Rican man with a wicked sense of humor who is very full of himself, charming, but a little dense. He enjoys working out, particularly at CrossFit pumping gasoline and giggling like a girl. He also enjoys tea. Many women fall over him and he is kind to all of them, like Sultan and his harem.
Wow, that guy is a total Carlos! Did you see the way the women stare at him while he's lifting weights and drinking tea!
by Aloramon May 12, 2011
A stupid black man with a fat ass babe and Carlo is a person who likes shoving dicks in his mouth and love sucking on women’s pussys and fucks himself to death and would be a great pornstar and lives raping young kids and also he’s a very fat Italian teenager
by Funman412 December 12, 2017