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Carlos is one of the best Mexican ballers and soccer player in sports history. He can play shooting guard better than
Klay Tomson. He can get bare shordys in a snap but most of them are young. Carlos is the richest man in Toronto, He flexes on every nigga he sees in Toronto. Whenever he is alone, he masturbates to
Pokémon. Carlos's bestie is Yeshi, they always shoot some hoops together, they dance together and they shoot some niggers together.
Damn Carlos, like wtf
Carlos by Wingling March 13, 2019
A fat, gay, disgusting Hispanic/Ecuadorian boy who complains about racism but is racist himself. He gets no girls but is somehow successful with the guys.

He is good in school but he isn’t good socially.
Girl: ew is that Carlos??
Girl 2: yeah, I hear he has straight A’s
Girl: yeahhh, but he’s ugly tho.
Carlos by Jeff Rownly March 27, 2019
Wow that bum is the Carlos of all time
Carlos by UrbanBurbon May 9, 2017
that little hoe no one wants to talk to
Stop being carlos
Carlos by chrisstisntheZZForce December 6, 2016
The most stupid person in the world can't sing at all and has a bad sense of humor not to mention he's not smart.
Wow carlos is very dum.p
Carlos by Lizzzeehehhhh December 14, 2016
Is a tall dumb bitch that is always dressed like a bum and runs like a stupid ass bitch
Carlos is the best. We all live charyle
Carlos by Geezus012 March 13, 2017