Carbon Dickprint

The amount of carbon footprint created by masturbating to pornography with a story line based in gasoline related transportation.

Dillion: So, I was jerking off to this hot chick on Slam Van #mobilestabbincabin and it got real weird.

Everyone else involved: (scoff) Your carbon dickprint is causing the extinction of the warted toad licker of South America!

by Deanzie bopper March 18, 2018

Carbonated Soda

When you finish in someones mouth after they ingested a large amount of soda and they burp to add bubbles before swollowing your now disgusting load.

"So did you get some?"
"Hell yeah, I gave that hoe a Carbonated soda!"

by life180way January 15, 2021

Carbon Bozoxide

The same as regular Carbon Dioxide, only it cannot be used by trees via photosynthesis, permanently damaging the Bozone Layer.

He is creating a lot of Carbon Bozoxide

by Bozone layer February 03, 2022

carbonated vagina

When you Funnel a liter of sprite down a woman’s vagina

Yeet is that fetus carbonated vagina

by Oink nigga April 26, 2020

Low Carbon

Low in carbon usage. Carbon is what we create when we work or even breath. Making a product like shampoo puts out a certain amount of carbon. When transporting it to the store the amount of fuel burnt is carbon.

When trucking that product to the store they burnt less fuel so it was a low carbon delivery.

by James Booth October 01, 2007

carboner

a boner u get in the car

I got a carboner.

by godzilla's carboner May 03, 2018

Carbon Capture

A government that has been captured by the fossil fuels industry for example the UK

Tarquin - I hear the UK government is going to use carbon capture, so your shares in those North sea oil companies are going to go through the roof.
Rollo - Yes, it's going to be sick - are you going to stay in the place in Switzerland when floods start ?

by fnard March 30, 2023