carbon guilt

resulting buyers remorse that ensues from purchasing a carbon fiber body part for an automobile that is expensive to the buyer, with the buyer soon realizing that said part has no effect on increasing performance /speed /power of said automobile.

guy1: I spent all my paycheck to install a carbon fiber hood, but i ain't seeing any difference.
guy1: Man ... i got serious carbon guilt.
guy2: Didn't I tell you to buy the Turbo Kit instead??? Dumb ass!!!

by gearbox360 October 16, 2008

carbon nose

The really ugly face you make when you drink a soft drink and exhale a carbonated belch through the nose searing the quardland hairs.

After the refreshing root-beer it led to a bad case of carbon nose

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

Carbon Tanprint

The amount of greenhouse gas emissions a person causes while getting a tan.

"Wow, James just broke the scale on carbon tanprint by travelling from Iceland to Australia to get a tan"

by Heimir Han July 20, 2017

Dirty Carbonation

After preparing for a colonoscopy with Nulytely for the “cleanse,” the act of shitting brown fluids while pissing clear at the same time, mixing in the toilet bowl.

“The Nulytely had my stomach like soda machine - it was like I was blowing out Coca Cola syrup and making a dirty carbonation.”

by zZMiDZz August 13, 2025

carbonated vagina

When you Funnel a liter of sprite down a woman’s vagina

Yeet is that fetus carbonated vagina

by Oink nigga April 25, 2020

Waste of carbon

Someone who's life serves no purpose

Blake just takes up space and doesn't do anything he's such a waste of carbon!

by English As A First Language August 2, 2022

privy carbon copy

when you use bcc so people can’t communicate through esp

The privy carbon copy protected the historical American from defamation.

by Coop Dupe December 15, 2019