carbonated vagina

When you Funnel a liter of sprite down a woman’s vagina

Yeet is that fetus carbonated vagina

by Oink nigga April 25, 2020

Dirty Carbonation

After preparing for a colonoscopy with Nulytely for the “cleanse,” the act of shitting brown fluids while pissing clear at the same time, mixing in the toilet bowl.

“The Nulytely had my stomach like soda machine - it was like I was blowing out Coca Cola syrup and making a dirty carbonation.”

by zZMiDZz August 13, 2025

carbon dialect

When two black monkey crickets are banging each other in the butt and one of them snaps their penis in the others' asshole until it bleeds and the poop turns it into a chocolate fountain that gives it the carbon effect of flash.

Wow! Did you see George Floyd and Bill Cosby attain the carbon dialect last night?

by adamsandlerdbd1 July 19, 2021

carbon dioxidesexual

someone who literally wants to fuck carbon dioxide

carbon dioxidesexual people mostly have father issues

by dankdutchman November 1, 2022

[Carbon Bellyprint]

Deposits of lipids and lipoprotiens directly above the abdominal muscles that evidence overconsumption of organic compounds and the petrochemicals needed to make those compounds available for human consumption.

"How 'bout that fraud Michael Moore? Always calling everyone gas hogs and fast food junkies. Have you seen the carbon bellyprint on his ass?."

by cattnipp October 18, 2008

Carbon Bozoxide

The same as regular Carbon Dioxide, only it cannot be used by trees via photosynthesis, permanently damaging the Bozone Layer.

He is creating a lot of Carbon Bozoxide

by Bozone layer February 3, 2022

carbon fart

A person that is no longer in your life and basically dead to you, is a carbon fart.

David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023