canaling

When a joint burns unevenly. If not stopped the joint will burn a cavity along the length.

The joint is canaling

by hippyPaul February 21, 2005

Canal Whale

A girthy, weighty penis.

There’s not enough blow in New Cross to snort a line off of Deangelo’s canal whale

by Cashman Pickles December 1, 2020

Suez Canal

(Verb) The unfortunate situation of taking a massive cargo ship sized poop in someone else toilet and clogging it horizontally. Upon flushing, the huge turd becomes a buoyant floater and then after the flush it spins horizontally thus blocking the toilet hole. A precarious situation because flush after flush accomplishes nothing and using a plunger to break it in half will cause a catastrophic mess. The large poop must me repositioned by hand or cut in half by a high pressure stream of piss.

At Stacy's house party.
Todd: "Hey Brian I need some help. I just Suez Canal(ed) Stacy's toilet and that poop ain't moving."
Brian: "Ooof we better take care of this before one of the girls sees it. That's one hell of a Suez Canal! I'm gonna try to cut it in half with my high pressure piss after drinking these 10 Bud Lights."
Todd: "Thanks so much man! Should we just reposition it by hand or throw it out the window."

Brian: "That's a negative, we might be seen. Also Todd here's a little advice, you should consider wiping when you're at a girls party."
Todd: "Thanks again for the advice man! Let's try to cut this thing in half with piss before someone else shows up!"

by UncleDaddyPopPop May 16, 2022

canal Danned

Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.

I got so Canal Danned this weekend, I barely was able to tie off my boat.

by St Clair Shores bandit August 3, 2023

Salty Canal

Having sex with your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.

Bro, I totally took a swim down the salty canal!

by Iloveturtlesjustbecause August 14, 2016

Canal

The Canal, a genuine art in white trash neighborhoods. It is the process of placing a bottle of water inside of the anus, allowing the bottle to completely empty. Afterwards, you proceed to have sloshy anal sex.

Jim: "Man remember that girl I met in the trailer park last week?"

Steve: "Yeah man... Brandi was her name right?"

Jim: "Yeah man... She taught me about the Canal..."

Steve "Dude...."

by Mindless TV June 6, 2018

North Korean Root Canal

You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.

Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.

by Bigblackorthodontist April 6, 2024