A BSL-4 sex act between D-9 shrimp aliens, bears, and moonbats (republicans). Coprophilia, anal firetrucks, and sperm discus follow 45 minutes of feltching foreplay. License required.
by gels 23 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The sexual act of pleasuring one's partner with a pair of moose antlers, while defecating on their face after having consumed a gallon of maple syrup.
by stoogel February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. n/v. a filthy depraved act of erotic dirtyness wherein a pair of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup are used. the antlers are placed on the mans head while he nails the women doggystyle. meanwhile, the woman is drinking syrup out of the stanley cup and sporatically gargalling it to the tune of 'o canada' . the man proceeds to ejaculate in the cup, then they both drink it.
by the mysterious fertilizer February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. ..Waking up after a night in the woods, finding yourself naked next to a very large bear and having your ass REALLY hurt..
by Wassem February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's History is what a women births out of her vagina into the stanley cup after at least six socialized doctors ejaculate inside of her consecutively while using an unnecessary amount of maple syrup as lube.
by culinarythug February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by JDFIRES42 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Sex act involving wearing a moose head, drinking 100% Grade A maple syrup from the Stanley Cup, gargling "he shoots - GOAL!" and gargling the syrup down your bare chest while defecating on ebelskivvers being eaten by Rick Santorum.
by P.S.Udonym February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.