Worst comedian ever. He follows Jeff Foxworthy and steals his spotlight. He spits the line "Git-R-Dun" way too much. It isn't funny, and now everyone else is saying it.
by The Zookeeper June 29, 2005
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by Trevbo July 13, 2004
Get the called mug.1: When an inappropriate or embarrassing question is asked in front of a large group of people that can include friends or family.
2: When you have been owned in front of your piers.
2: When you have been owned in front of your piers.
person 1: Hey can I ask you something?
person 2: Sure
person 1: ARE YOU GAY?
person 2: ...
random bystander: you just got called out!
person 2: Sure
person 1: ARE YOU GAY?
person 2: ...
random bystander: you just got called out!
by Kdot92 January 10, 2011
Get the Called out mug.Cable technician is someone who often is a badass that can climb/gaff a pole in less then 30 seconds . Someone who linemen wish they could be . #badass #motherfucker
by #cableguy June 5, 2017
Get the cable technician mug.A thing on cable TV where on a certain channel its them saying " Warning this content contains highly sexual content viewer discretion is advised." And then its just normal porn but on the TV
"Hey man wanna go watch cable porn at my house!" Michael asks "No man do you know who I am!" David replies
by StackOfSacksThatHoldsMoreSacks February 26, 2023
Get the Cable porn mug.by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007
Get the hound cable mug.When you shove your partner's iPhone into your partner's rectum, and then plug and unplug the charger cable to vibrate the phone and stimulate your partner's rectum.
John: yo I have yo girl a dirty lightning cable last night
Justin: what is that
John: its when I shove my phone in her ass and plug it in to vibrate it
Justin: that's not a real thing
Justin: what is that
John: its when I shove my phone in her ass and plug it in to vibrate it
Justin: that's not a real thing
by TransracialDoughBoy May 15, 2017
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