The most handsomest, funnest, intelligent, loyalest, cutest guy alive. You cant go a day without him. Every girl wants a guy like him. Everyone says he sets the atmosphere with a glossing sweetness that spreads across the room like a crowd of people cheering for there idle. Hes a shooting star that shines so bright that he can't see his own light. When you meet a Xerxes make sure to keep him close to you and never let him go.
Person 1 : hay have you seen Xerxes Burkes ass?
Person 2: Yeah its fat as hell have you seen that shit giggle
Person 2: Yeah its fat as hell have you seen that shit giggle
by VerySmallBoner April 4, 2023
Get the Xerxes Burkemug. The act of compulsively masturbating and then sleeping in your own cum for weeks on end without showering. I really like to Burk it when there’s someone else in the room.
Burking is to live
by Cleveland steamers June 30, 2025
Get the Burkingmug. To get absolutely hammered in an enjoying manner. Not just drunk, you gotta be drinking a bunch and if the vibes are just right, you'll be Burked.
by Threat to Sobriety April 8, 2021
Get the Burkedmug. by Shaan Soni October 22, 2019
Get the Aiden burkemug. by codey harmon February 12, 2025
Get the ben burkmug. 
