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Shit and Brush

The act of pretending to brush your teeth in the bathroom, when you're actually shitting. Usually done by shy shitters.
"I didn't want my roommates to know I was taking a dump, so I pulled a shit and brush"
Shit and Brush by Matty Bitchfuck October 16, 2008

grundle brush 

a tooth brush like device used exclusively to remove crust from one's grundle and can be used as a derrogatory insult towards someone
dude! i totally switched my grundle brush for this guy's toothbrush!

OR

senor badass is a grundle brush for not being creative
grundle brush by meatyhandboy October 11, 2006

Vibrating tooth brush

A brush for your teeth that vibrates.
Person: "I like things that vibrate and I want a brush for my teeth so I think I will buy a vibrating tooth brush."
Vibrating tooth brush by Evil October 18, 2003

Charles F. Brush High School

Charles F. Brush High School, named after the man who invented the arc light, thereby making the mascot a lightbaulb, is a very diverse school. Unfortunatly, due to a student vote in the 1970's, the colors are forever brown and yellow--technically "vegas gold" but you can't tell the difference. The football team does not win, except for the 2005/2006 season which noone is really sure how that happened. The soccer team, however, is known for kicking ass. Much better than its neighbor Mayfield High School.

Sidenote: It's principal is the mother of Mike Vrabel, New England Patriots' linebacker.
"what school do you go to?"
"mayfield"
"oh i'm sorry"
"why what school do you go to?"
"charles f. brush high school"
"i'm jealous"

Paint Brush 

(verb)
The term used to describe the action of brushing ones cock up and down against the outside of a womans vagina. Often used in conjuction with the "Tip Game" in which the head of the cock is dipped slightly into the vagina. i.e. Brush, Brush, Dip in for more paint,Brush ,Brush.
Call me Pablo Picasso because I'm here to Paint Brush

Compensation Brush 

an extensive, thorough teeth brushing right before one's dentist appointment; as to make up for the lack of quality brushes prevalent in the past
Due to heavy partying and shear laziness, Joe had to mix in a serious compensation brush to pass off some half-decent dental hygiene before his 12 o'clock appointment.