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TOO BRIGHT IM SO FLASHY

chan’s little sassy line from “comflex”, a b-side song from the “rock-star” album.
TOO BRIGHT IM SO FLASHY
DIFFERENT NO IM UNIQUE
THATS RIGHT IM SO CLASSY
NOBODY CAN STOP ME
COMFLEX
by shinlos February 15, 2024
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brighting

Brighting is the process of an open monologue publicly with none or very little interaction to prior contexts of conversations surrounding the person
David has been brighting a lot about his new car at christmas dinner even though.. no one asked
by jacque69 December 16, 2021
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Connor Bright

Epic Cock and Balls Lord of Cookies and Crumblage
He was such a Connor Bright as he fucked his best friends girlfriend.
by SonixCB June 22, 2019
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the lights are too bright

used when a sports person at an elite level is intimidated by the situation (finals, quarterfinals, semifinals, etc.) and hence puts in a bad performance, a disasterclass.

this sportsperson usually looks like the real deal at stages of the competition when the expectation to perform isn’t as strong, like the first few weeks of the league season

can also be used to describe the most elite levels in sports (Champions League knockout stages, World Cup, Qualifying for any Grand Prix, etc)
- “0 goals, 0 assists, 0 key passes and went of with an injury. I’m afraid the lights are too bright for Kevin de Bruyne
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by bestintheworldatwhatido March 17, 2024
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Bright Death Blossom

A ‘Bright Death Blossom’, also known as a 'Twitter death blossom' is Tweet that seeks to take down all opposing viewpoints using sarcasm, snark, irony, and rhetoric.

The term comes from, or is inspired by, both the 1980s B-grade Sci Fi movie 'The Last Starfighter', and the Twitter account of celebrity Twitter influencer Professor Liam Bright, whose account '@lastpositivist' frequently exhibits very rhetorically clever 'Death Blossom' events.

In the movie, the very white, poor American protagonist is kidnapped by an alien who has secretly trained him for a battle in space using a video game. To complete his mission he is given a spaceship with a special weapons feature called a 'death blossom'.

When activated, the 'Death blossom' locks the ship in position and causes it to wildly spin on all axes shooting all its weapons at converging enemies (who happen to all be using more than one degree of freedom of movement), destroying them all, whilst somehow not turning the brains of the pilot into a milkshake and not causing the ship to be destroyed by being the only thing in the space battle standing still.

As with many sci-fi movies and stories of that era, the protagonists and heroes are white and Westernised, and the aliens are all brown or dark in colour (or just – any non-white colour) and have equipment, ships, and languages with aesthetics that are based upon Middle-Eastern and Asian cultures and cultural themes and aesthetics.
'The Last Positivist has done a Bright death blossom on the neo-positivist trolls and intellectual dark web again.'
'Look out. Twitter death blossom activated.'
'Bright just did a death blossom on Twitter.'
by 龙布鲁斯博士 July 24, 2021
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Bowen Bright

someone who Gets sooooo many girls and has the perfect shlong.
look at that sigma male
no man thats better hes a Bowen Bright
by Spankyyyy December 9, 2022
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Bright as fuck

by DangleDrop November 12, 2021
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