A person who is prone to making ridiculously stupid mistakes that is laughable to an ordinary human.
by stoz June 26, 2006
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1. snort the salt
2. shoot the tequila
3. serve the lemon (throw it in the air and hit it)
this imitates boris beckers serve where
his head is over the ball
then he throws the ball up
then hits the ball
1. snort the salt
2. shoot the tequila
3. serve the lemon (throw it in the air and hit it)
this imitates boris beckers serve where
his head is over the ball
then he throws the ball up
then hits the ball
I spent most of last night on the floor where i joined my lemon slices after a hard night of doing boris beckers
by A.B October 17, 2005
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A runescape player and RS video director. Nobody knows who he is and he doesn't care. But the few who know him, love him, right? Rocker2783's idol.
by Mikemayes June 22, 2008
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2: Favorite catch phrase of my South African headmaster, whose pet crusade was (ironically) to stamp it out in his school.
2: Favorite catch phrase of my South African headmaster, whose pet crusade was (ironically) to stamp it out in his school.
(English colonel, pith helmet, socks up to the knees, comb tucked into one sock, to scruffy colonial children): I say, look here you! Less of the boerish behaviour, if you please, or it'll be six of the best, trousers down, and no pudding for you tonight!
by Stoatman August 6, 2004
Get the boerish behaviour mug."Stop being such a barrista, and leave the poor man alone!" demanded Irene. "He can hardly even speak English".
"I ordered a semi skimmed latte, not full fat, you idiot!" bellowed Anton as he towered over the quaking form, then turning to Irene "Who are you calling a barrista anyway? I earn more in a day than this fool does in a month"
"I ordered a semi skimmed latte, not full fat, you idiot!" bellowed Anton as he towered over the quaking form, then turning to Irene "Who are you calling a barrista anyway? I earn more in a day than this fool does in a month"
by NE oli July 19, 2007
Get the barrista mug.I was busting for a shiit so i thought for the first time ever id use the public toilets. i walk in there and there was only 2 toilets in there, both taken. so i stood by the sink holding in this mega boris. all i could think about was how good this will feel after i unleash the demon within, and while standing i could slowly feel the head leave its mark on my undies. 5 minutes pass and im still waiting in the quiet, listening to grunting and the 'plop' sound of the boris hitting the water. i couldnt hold this in any further, so i had to sya something. "how long will you guys be?". no answer. "i need to **** real bad i can feel it coming". "shutup and wait your turn" he says. another minute passses and usually i can hold this in but today was real bad. i couldnt do it any longer, so was time for plan b, **** in the sink. pulled down my pants and started grunting loudly and you could hear the boris slide down the sink. one of the guys then yelled "what the fuk r u doing" and opened his door, so i flashed my penis at him. he qikly closed the door and then i heard the toilet paper begin to roll. i only got one **** out but it was enuf, i used the paper towels to wipe my ass, and turned on the hand dryer so the hot air would make the **** smell even more. i heard his belt buckle and as i ran out i yelled "dont forget to wash your hands" and threw one of my paper towels with **** on it over in his cubicle.
by mega boris July 22, 2010
Get the boris mug."To boris" means to fall asleep after a certain intake of alcohol or drugs that give the effect of tiredness, like for instance hash.
"Boris" may also be used as a noun i.e. "the boris" and is in fact the most common usage.
"Boris" may also be used as a noun i.e. "the boris" and is in fact the most common usage.
by boost1 November 8, 2008
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