Boredomasticology

Being so damn bored.....

Damn... listening to you is so damn boring, I'm learning boredomasticology!

by Nashie Maronie November 16, 2010

Publishing boredom

when ud publishers get bored when there aren't any words

DarkPeaceLove: man i'm publishing boredom now

Spaceman_Spiff: i got those publisher boredom blues

ChemicalGoat: Herpex!

by Spaceman_Spiff May 14, 2009

Boredosityness

The act of being bored.

"She was dying of boredosityness."

by Becc August 26, 2007

boredinary

Simple straightforward definition.Ordinary is boring. Break the mould, go for the burn, stand out from the crowd, ignore the sheep. Don't become uniform, don't be boredinary.

Man#1: You listen to that new audiobook?
Man#2: Audio what? What the shit?
Man#1: It's a book on CD
Man#2: What the fuck is a book?
Man#1: Pages,bound together,left-to-right reading. You can learn things.
Man#2: You are so boring.Books?You gay?
Man#1: No, you are boredinary, you slave to the system. Stand out man, make yourself unique. Burn your pants! Wank off a chicken or something!
Man#2: Go fuck a horse.
Man#1: Already did, it was your Mother.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 16, 2008

boredocking

The meeting of two boring people

Oh yeah, that was a real boredocking – past tense

by Simon Christopher Blair III March 30, 2010

boredom

This is a terrifying thing to talk about, I personally have traveled a great length to share this with you all. It is something that spreads like a virus and can affect anyone. At the moment, there is no cure. Just distractions that will slow down the effect. Statistically speaking, almost 100% of people who have died have been bored (the way you refer to someone suffering from boredom) which eventually lead to their death. Boredom has cost many people their lives since it can also cause something many people refer to as "I was bored so I did something stupid...now my leg is broken".

As you can see, boredom has caused many, many deaths and countless injuries. If you find yourself with boredom just go and distract yourself.

Distractions recommended by doctors: YouTube, Drawing, Driving a car underage, Swimming, Tormenting your younger siblings, Writing definitions on Urban Dictionary, Messing with Wikipedia, and many more. To find out more visit clickclickclick.click

To support research on this supposedly incurable virus, please like and protect yourself and others from this disease.

Person 1: I am sooooo bored
Person 2: OMG!!! I better call the ER!!
Person 1: Eventually dies at some point in life
News Reporters: Another death that might have been caused by BOREDOM

by the better {anonymous} June 25, 2019

boredom

When facebook or myspace isn't working.

Since boredom has occured, i now have to go on Twitter.

by MiloDear April 13, 2010