Boner

When u eat some ribs and you accidentally eat the bone part 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

Ognena: omg dude 😫I just ate a huge boner😭🙌😳
Eleanor: haha😂dude😭you totally just got bonered!!!!!😂😂😖🍑💨

by Cauliflowell May 29, 2019

boner

1. band: a trombone

2. band: someone who plays the trombone

1. I guess you can't play this new tune with us today, cuz you forgot your boner.

2. I'm a t-boner.

by Toria May 13, 2005

Boner

Possibly the worst term in respect towards a man, calling a man a “boner” is the equivalent to calling a woman a cunt, the term itself refers to a man as just a sex tool and nothing more, although some women will probably lobby that’s just what we are… well there probably right.

"That dude over there is such a boner" *gasps from freinds*

by candy October 16, 2006

boner

An undesirable, frustrating or boring situation.

Luis: How was your class?
Aaron: Yo, it was a total boner. I wanted to eat my own flesh.
Luis: Why?
Aaron: My students are fucking retarded. I don't know what's wrong with them.

by Aaris July 23, 2007

boner

word used to describe a bummer and a downer that should LIFT your spirits

hey man, i heard your cat died. total boner dude.

hah i know right

by violet durn August 21, 2009

boner

Extremely good. Desirable.

You got Slayer tickets? Boner!

by Louis Metchke July 29, 2006

boner

the hip new catch phrase, replacing sick, cool, ill, chill, wicked and the sort, because hey, boners are cool!

a: Hey homes, check the tat!
b: whoa, what is it?
a: it's two puppies cuddling
b: boner dude!

by meatcube October 20, 2008