stoner bologna

When you are so high, you google a word or phrase to find out what it means only to find it does not exist, thus creating a new word or phrase.

Dude, Trump totally stoner bologna'd "covfefe".

by Kristenkooster June 20, 2017

Stoney Bolognese

The state of being so stoned that you are unable to form coherent sentences or logical thought. A more intense and total high than simply being "stoney bologna." Only possible after many hours of ripping the bing bing.

Man 1: Yo bro you wanna rip bing bing tonight?
Man 2: Nah, I got way too stoney bolognese last night. Thanks though.
Man 1: Come on dude, lets get bolognese.
Man 2: Ok fine, bing bing it is.

by YH2k18 October 18, 2018

Jogna Bologna

Is a homesexual man named; Jon, Jonah, John, Jonathan, or Johnathan. Who is in the club and knows what you mean.

Hey, whats up Jogna Bologna, you in the club?

by _-_-_Squid_-_-_ December 16, 2019

Pity Bologna

Bologna that is offered to someone as an after thought after giving some to your friends.

Brett gave his friends bologna a lunch break then offered Pity Bologna to the other people at the break table.

by Max Baskin February 7, 2023

bologna flower

Genitals, primarily in reference to the female sex organs. Derived from shape, texture, and smell of the vaginals lips.

If there's anything I hate, it's a smelly bologna flower.

by Dr. Zimmerman June 27, 2006

Bolognist

One who is full of bologna, malarky, and/or shit.

When Meredith said that the Avalanche are no good, she was just being her usual bolognist self.

by JoeSackic April 1, 2011

Bologna

Once commonly used as the filling of a sandwich, this meat, partially comprised of filler and hoof, is today the hottest party accessory. Across the country, socialites blow between .5-1 gram of cocaine, then strip to their underwear, and cover themselves with bologna. They wear "meat masks" made of bologna with eye holes cut into them for optimal visibility. Some hot celebs who have been photographed having cocaine-fueled bologna parties: Eva Longoria, Tom Cruise, Richard Gere, Gwyneth Paltrow.

Ben: "Hey, we need three pounds of bologna...I have a couple spicgooks coming over for a coke-fueled meat party tonight!"
Tom: "Oh they're coming?! Holy Niggadick! I'll go pick up the bologna and an eight-ball!"

by Frank Giuffrida November 29, 2006