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Blue Bollocks

A game played by teenagers (typically aged between 13-17) or elderly gentlemen (typical aged between 71-94) in which participants would suffer severe pain-resultant impact to the testicles (nuts, balls, kohoneys or bollocks) and the penis (cock, savage schlong, dick or slender shaft). One would usually get hit as a forfeit or as a punishment for sexually assaulting somebody.

Blue bollocks was a common torture method in the Middle Ages, in American prisons in the 1980s and is still used in British police stations to this day when asking young boys “where they got the knife from”.

It is usually carried out with a baseball bat to the balls or a paintball gun to the same area. It can also be carried out with the flat side of a sword to flatten the testicles.
Man: Did you see my wang?
Wife: Yes. It seems someone attended to it. Sexually.
Man: I did nothing of the kind. I was playing a game of blue bollocks with the lads.
Wife: You were my arse. Get out of the house
by Edward of All Men January 4, 2021
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bollock rooney

Were you slap someone in the face while they are asleep and dangle your bollocks in front of their face
by Bumhole winnit December 4, 2016
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crouchy bollock

Another way of refering to someone with the surname "Crouch"
Oi stop being such a crouchy bollock
by jackisnotmyname.com October 13, 2016
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bollock eyes

When someone is completely blind to a situation.
Person 1: Did you hear that Charlie got passed over for that promotion again?

Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!

Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!

Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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fat bollocks

Someone who won't fucking move out of the way and is generally a fat turd
by Hugos_got_a_stanky_wrist July 7, 2016
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Buggery Bollocks

Buggery Bollocks I've just sat in a puddle and now my trousers are soaked...
by fitz_foxhunter July 30, 2006
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The Dogs Bollocks

A fat neek who takes jokes way to seriously and has no friends.
Also likes to wear swimming trunks to school.
by Built like a chug jug March 19, 2021
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