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Blockhead

This dude's a total blockhead!
by Mondo December 1, 2003
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Blockheadding

The female version of 'Munging', a gang of rampant girls/ladies go to a graveyard in the middle of the night (at least 4 participants required). Dig up a fresh (ish) male corpse and place his body onto a grassy area face up, four doughnuts are placed onto the dead flaccid penis in order to make it stand to attention.

All girls/ladies get naked and stand on top of their nearest tombstone, they begin to pleasure themselves while chanting 'blockhead, blockhead, blockhead' - at the point at which they are about to reach climax each participant jumps from their tombstone, sits on the body's face and gyrates while eating one of the doughnuts.

To conclude the ritual each participant slicks their fingers down their throat and vomits onto the dead flaccid penis.... (custard doughnuts are recommended for extra effect) - the last to vomit rides the cadaver and then hoovers up the sick, lady juices, mud then when she is done she screams ‘blockhead’ as if possessed by the devil himself – others take pictures and post to social media.
Me and the girls went blockheadding last night, turned out to be a right mess as Jenny was on the blob and she'd not told us, what with it being dark Sarah who went last had blood & custard all over her and looked as if she'd been face fucked by king kong. We fucking loved it but we got banned off Insta.
by Mr Bananas May 24, 2019
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blackhammered

occurs when one is completely and undefiantly blacked out under the circumstances of a virtually unlimited supply of alcohol in an applicable terminable room containing the circumstances around the terminology.
Person 1: "Dude why is kevin shouting "butt condom" repeatedly?: Person 2: "Wow, he must REALLY be like blackhammered!?! AM I RITE!?!"
by Sirkevinsirwin March 29, 2011
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blackhawk down

consuming psycho active medication or drugs can make the libi'd'uh disappear
they was blackhawk down

they tried to play me for a sex maniac instead of a sexually healthy human being, when really their blackhawk was down.
by Krkič October 4, 2020
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BlackedTheAnime

"Ayo have you heard of BlackedTheAnime? its like terrible"
by negro jade February 19, 2021
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Blackbeard main

If you could sum this person up in one word it would be "gay". These little child fiddlers can't take a gunfight without losing it so they resort to being an aids player
Person 1 "bro I just headshot this guy 20 times but there was glass in the way
Person 2" ah yes. The definition of gay. The blackbeard main
by Nova_ March 6, 2021
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Bay City Blackbeard

After your girl gives you good felatio, you turn around and deficate on her face. (aka San Francisco Fu Man Chu)
Susie gave a great bjer... So to show her my appreciation, I gave her the Bay City Blackbeard!
by Chief Pontiac December 31, 2011
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