baking butt biscuits

the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven

Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"

by megryan July 4, 2008

biscuits and cheese

Knees. Cockney derivative rhyming slang.

Ouch me fucking biscuits and cheese.

by Adamphetamine December 1, 2016

Bicutious

What your dumb fuck friend texts when they can’t spell “bucurious”

Did you see that Super Bowl commercial? Eli is totally bicutious

by The_Prize May 4, 2018

biscuits and chocolate gravy

When you have anal sex while your partner has diarrhea. Once the spew is loose, you take your penis and smear it all over your partners butt cheeks

"I wanted to do anal last night but she was sick, so she gave me biscuits and chocolate gravy instead..."

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

Biscuitless

Biscuitless; when someone has no biscuit therefor is Biscuitless

Oh look, that women is biscuitless!

by Luce-a-palooza June 15, 2023

skimmin' biscuits

when you are occupied and you get a phone call but you don't want the caller to find out what you are doing.
eg. "can't talk right now i'm skimmin biscuits"

i was skimmin' biscuits last night, boayz

by wee tamuel October 14, 2008

Shizz Biscuits

What one might say instead of swearing when someone with authority is around. Also used in the presence of young children or if something is not agreeable to oneself.

Shizz biscuits!!! I spilled my coffee!!!

Aw shizz biscuits, I locked my keys in the car!

HOLY SHIZZ BISCUITS WHAT THE SHIZZ BISCUIT IS THAT!?!

by IcyShadows January 18, 2011