before

The word before can also mean in front of, ahead of. It is an old meaning which is rarely used nowadays.

He stood before my eyes and didn't say a word.

by Abadacus January 8, 2010

bedford, ma

A small town between Lexington and Concord that has recently acquired a Starbucks.

Dude, where's the Starbucks?
- There's one in Bedford, MA, ked.

by a bedfordite August 25, 2006

beforehand

earlier (than a particular time); early ; in advance:

I knew she was coming that afternoon because she had phoned beforehand to say so.

by Achint April 26, 2006

fries before guys

The unwritten law that your fries (female friends) should always become before guys (male with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your fries when they feel you are becoming whipped.

Origin: "Bros before hoes" for female.

Erica: Jane, it's ladies night, remember to bring the wine.

Jane: Sorry I can't, Jack wants me to go to his place.

Erica: WTF, fries before guys, I will see you at 8.

Jane: Good call, see you at 8.

by paus hoe September 1, 2014

benford

Verb Infinitive: To Benford--
To finger a man up the ass.

Noun: Benford-- The act or instance of a man or woman fingering another man up the ass.

Usage:
I benford
You benford
He/she/it benfords
We benford
You all benford
They benford

Benforded, benfording, had benforded, will have had benforded.

"Wow, did you hear? That kid asked his girlfriend to give him a benford."

"That girl tried to benford me, but I told her 'exit only.'"

by Pimpyslim September 15, 2004

bedford

A small Indiana town about an hour south of Indianapolis. Known for their great accomplishment of highest teenage pregnancy rate in the midwest. Hometown to 3 astronauts. Most people here are trying to keep up with the Jones', and most fail. All people live out of their means, with 2 of every 3 families driving a gas guzzling SUV that costs more than their home. Everyone claims to know basketball legend Damon Bailey, and are waiting for the day that Bob Knight returns to IU. The teenagers here find a good time in toilet papering half the town, and the cops out number the residents 5 to 1. The high school was originally made to be a prison, but has been 'transformed' to accommodate 1500+ students of which 1 in 3 will coincidentally end up in the local jail or pregnant.

"what are you doing tonight?"

"i don't know, bedford sucks. what are you doing?"

"there's nothing to do. let's just do it."

"ok."

by Kalbibnye October 9, 2008

nightmare before christmas

a decent movie which has been completely and utterly defiled by the numerous subcultures that have made it a cult classic and an object of obsession. the juvenile themes of the movie might be reflected by the below-average maturity level of a viewer consumed by said subcultures. merchandise portraying characters and other similar memorabilia are available at your local hot topic.

Stereotypical Goth Kid (the kind that gives goths a bad name): OMG NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER BECAUSE ITS FOR LITTLE KIDS AND MY PERVERSE APPRECIATION FOR THIS MOVIE IS A WAY TO PROTEST OUR SOCIETY OF CONFORMISTS!

Everyone else: You are so fucking weird.

Stereotypical Goth Kid: Mission accomplished!

by cynical minority May 19, 2005