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beating penis 

Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).

-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"
-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?

-Probably!

-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.

beating the worm 

To masturbate, especially after having not relieved yourself for an extended period of time.
Jake: Man dude, after Em ground on me and then got up I have a serious case of blue balls!
Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.

Breaking Him up 

A New York term for beating the absolute shit of someone
If he comes outside I’m breaking him up
Breaking Him up by ImTae July 19, 2019

Breaking the ice 

The act of risking your life for the sake of one stupid, horribly delivered pickup line.
*goes skating on frozen lake*
*skates next to crush and starts stomping on ice*

You: "Ask me what I'm doing"
Crush: "What are you doing?"
You: "I'm breaking the ice"

*silence*

Crush: "Oh yeah baby take me right now"

*you both fucking die*
Breaking the ice by breadakita February 10, 2021

breaking bald 

breaking bad but all the fucking characters are slowly going bald and dying
“have you seen breaking bald?”
“you mean breaking bad..?”
“no,breaking bald.”

baking industry 

When someone's ass is so big, that the word 'cake' isn't enough.
She doesn't have cake back there, she got the whole baking industry!
baking industry by Teiii April 11, 2023