Bead

Short for Anal bead it’s a rather unpleasant but useful insult to those you detest

Jack your such a bead!

What a bead!

by Chesterberg123 July 23, 2019

Anal Beads

These anal beads will fit nicely in my anal cavity. Susan loves tasting my anal beads, she likes the juicy sauce that leaks off of it

Mom have you seen my anal beads? They smell "lovely"

by Niglelodoen July 27, 2019

Moon Beading

The act of buying Moon Rock weed from a greasy beaner in his twenties and the proceeding to string the moon rocks out on a piece of fishing wire, resembling anal beads. Your homies then dip the moon rocks into your ass slowly. No homo tho

Mom: What the fuck are you kids doing to Dan?????
Me and the Boys: Chill mom we just moon beading
Mom: oh ok
Me and the Boys: yah
Mom: ... Can I join?

by Big Joj Boy June 4, 2019

Beads

A descriptive word for anything that is trash, shit, and/or basic af.

Dan: "Did you see the new Sonic trailer?"
Isaac: "Yeah that shit was beads bro."

by Uh ok v3 May 20, 2019

Bungee Beading

Bungee jumping, but instead of a bungee cord, there's a couple hundred feet of anal bead up your butt and you have to clench to stop.

Person 1: "Did you hear Derek went Bungee Beading last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah! Everyone always said he was a tight ass."

by your. real. name. August 9, 2019

indian love beads

the shit u make up with ur boys when u need a code name for crack

bruuu they almost found my indian love beads

by dougdillerisanigga October 4, 2017

bead pigeon

A person who picks up Mardi Gras beads or other throws off the ground.

“Dont’t pick that up, it’s dirty, let a bead pigeon get it.”

by VictoriaSkillane February 17, 2018