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Curious George Bagel

The delicate art of The Curious George Bagel can be mastered by inserting a banana, Musa acuminata, into the anal cavity of ones counterpart, then pulverizing said banana through either consensual or non consensual, yet highly illegal, sodomy. The Curious George Bagel may be served with or without nutty byproduct of said sodomy. The custom blend of banana-nut-defication is forced out from the sphincter and onto a bagel; serve warm.
"Carol wanted a curious george bagel, so I happily obliged."
by The Man with the Yellow Hizzat February 17, 2010
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bageled

Bageled term mostly used in Badminton where the an opponent is shut out meaning scoring zero points.
Damn man that guy sucked so bad that I even bageled him.
by Max, D March 2, 2008
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Boston Bagel

A sexual act where a person cums in between the ass cheeks of the recipient and pushes the ass cheeks together And spreads them apart to reveal the Boston Bagel.
I just gave that ho a boston bagel.
by momoirokakaricho May 13, 2009
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bagelpies

A very attractive girl that you and your friends notice while eating breakfast in a bagel shop.
"Did you see that bagelpies at Bagel Oasis this morning?"

"Yeah dude, such a bagelpies!"
by khez August 25, 2011
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Bagel

A word to describe a basic bitch, they taste good on the outside but are hallow on the inside.
“Damn that girl is fine but she a fucking bagel, I think the deepest thing we’ve talked about is her pussy”
by Sky Steezy November 1, 2018
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Soggy Bagel

A woman's asshole after its been fucked many times by 1 or multiple men, generally is jizzed in after it is normally left gaping and open.
"Damn dude her ass a soggy bagel"

"Yah dude I wonder how many dudes did that shit"

"Too many man"
by Kénji Lescara May 31, 2018
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baelfire

Baelfire is a name originally meaning "bonfire", it comes from the Pagans belonging to the Pagan feast of Beltane.

Many people also think of dragons when they hear this name, or of the character Neal/Baelfire from once upon a time.
"Hi, I'm Baelfire."

"..."
by baelfire lycaon February 22, 2017
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