Cried my balls out

Just like bawling ou eyes out....but not...
Usually used for when men cry

Man 1: Soo.. yesterday I saw Red Dog. It was pretty good.

Man 2: GOOD??!! It was sooo sad that I cried my balls out!!

by jlowi September 7, 2011

Your not licking my balls

its a phrase you say when somebody is joking with you

man 1 " i just saw elvis "
Man 2 " your not licking my balls are you ?

by the man 789 February 18, 2009

my balls in a vice grip

"To put ones testicles in the crushing hold of a vice grip"

You --"Oh shit man, I've been shot"
Paramedic -- "Looks like you got my balls in a vice grip here"

by Hobix June 11, 2008

ball hair on my nipples

the hair just around your nipples that look like the hair found on your sack

I have ball hair on my nipples.

by phenompyrus October 19, 2004

ouch my balls hurt

A secret way of letting your friends (that know the real meaning) know it is time to leave in a stylish and cool way.

Guy: uh oh ouch my balls hurt
guy 2: time to leave
guy 3: heading out

by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020

Icy hot on my balls

Icy to chill the sack, and hot to soothe the nuts

I just put some icy hot on my balls, it burns so good

by Dasbacon January 21, 2022

spongebob my balls are stuck

a random meme i found

squidward’s balls are stuck in door

spongebob my balls are stuck

by your left nut sack February 14, 2022