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I'll pull my balls out right now

The phrase "I'll pull my balls out right now" is often followed by the phrase "Trademarked By Fadi". The Second phrase is to be said softly and very fast. Almost as if to be said under one's breath.
The actual phrase is to be used when someone directly attacks or insults your intelligence or ability.
Roger: Mike, you're such a tool.
Mike: I'll pull my balls out right now! ... (Trademarked By Fadi).
by Obbielicious and Bundy September 3, 2006
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my balls

the two words that preceed a noun or verb, whenever you see something amazing or retarded.
holy shit dude, did you see that 18 inch black dick on tv last night?

yeahhh, it was as long and thick as my balls.

i just smoked 9 joints, i'm as stoned as my balls.

shit on my balls, i just got that bitch pregnant, now i got another kid in another area code.
by SKEETSKEETMYBALLS! October 10, 2008
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my balls itch

like seriously what are you doing with your life going on urban dictionary, looking at this shit like go touch grass
guys my balls itch so funny yerfvdbnioxkpo;';cghjkerlsdnfjgofplbjkdnjb
by SlideVR April 13, 2022
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Balls In My Face

Balls In My Face
The phrase 'Balls In My Face' is a slang term which refers to the lack of "action" or attention from the opposite sex. This term can be used by both sexes though it is generally regarded as a term for conversation between males. A proper use of the term "Balls in My Face" can be phrased; "Last night I tried to take this girl home but I got balls in my face" This example refers to a girl who refuses to sleep with or commit sexual acts with a male and goes home instead. Balls in my face is also a term that can used to describe an extended period of time when a male or female doesn't receive sexual gratification from the opposite sex. An example is as follows. Person 1: Dude, how has the luck with the ladies been?" Person 2: "Lately, i have had balls in my face"
Furthermore, "Balls in my face" can also be used as an insult. For example Person 1 says to person 2: "Hey Eli....you have balls in your face and your your skills with the women are poor"
"Last night I tried to take this girl home but I got balls in my face"

Person 1: "Dude, how has the luck with the ladies been?"
Person 2: "Lately, i have had balls in my face"

"Hey Eli....you have balls in your face and your your skills with the women are poor"
by Denverboy February 19, 2009
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balls over my head

A very painful condidion in which the balls (still in the ball sack) are stretched ocer the man's head and sewn there .this condition applies only to men. Usually contracted after a man cheats on his bitch.
A man cheated on his bitch. Later that night, when she found out, she gave him balls over my head syndrome.
by randomoldman October 26, 2003
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balls in my mouth

Wow, That Balls In My Mouth Was Excellent.

I Havent Had That Much Balls In My Mouth In Years.

Im Really Want Some Balls In My Mouth.
by Cheezjustin September 29, 2008
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killing my balls

making me laugh so much that my balls die
by jebbbbzzzdebebz April 27, 2009
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