Jason Ballins

This is what you call a true alpha male. One who is in their peak with no signs of slowing down. One who is known to draw envy from little dick energy individuals. The Lebron James of social graces.

"you see the guy over their banging all the hot dudes? Total Jason Ballins move."

by JasonBallins January 24, 2019

Hair Ballin

A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.

Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?

Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.

by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014

ballin' covers

Defined as a term used in conjunction when extremely exhausted and are ready for bed

Laura says shes tired and expresses "im about ready to be ballin' covers!!!"

by vixy styles January 16, 2008

LAD Ballin

When an older man engages in a playful tugging of a lad's balls.

Old man McCarthy sure did give Timmy a good LAD Ballin.

by abcdefg6879 May 13, 2008

LAD Ballin

Stands for Looking for Alot of Dick Ballin. When a male is ballin out but his purpose is to attract members of the same sex.

Hey, did you see the rims on that truck?

Yeah, but that guy is LAD Ballin.

by teamutleyowned July 27, 2008

ballin' outrageous

- the act of being outrageously ballin or fly
-a true gangster

JOE: yo dog your so ballin' outrageous
JAY: i know man, i know.

by its okay i trust you May 7, 2008

free ballin

The act of not wearing underwear, for the male. Embarrassingly evident when the male is wearing polyester pants or sweats or even worse, GOD FORBID spandex!

When Mr. Lumpus lifted his leg on the chair you could totally tell he was free ballin it today...eeew.

by foofy January 18, 2009