Ballzheimer's Disease

When a man hasn't had sex in such a long time that he forgets what vagina is like.

Dude, I have been on such a dry spell. I've got Ballzheimer's disease.

by Otown Zanman September 2, 2011

ballcicle

When it is so cold your balls freeze like an Icicle.

It's so fucking cold out I'm getting ballcicles.

by mark666 May 17, 2007

Anti-Ballah

Stephanie Tolliver..or someone near that name..

The Anti-Ballah IMed me once again, but i suddendly, and graceshly held my cursor over the bugled out button labeled 'Block' and let my finger down gently.

by Deathboy Chowderhead February 9, 2003

Ballchef

1. An insult used in place of a persons name
2. an idiot or dick

Priest: Hello young fellowmelad
Fellowmelad: Shut the Fuck up, Ballchef!

by pope12346 December 11, 2008

ballzheimers

The act of ones balls or testicles forgetting the feel of female contact.

"dude.. did you know mormon missionaries have to stay sober from chicks?!"
" yeah man.. i bet those guys have some gnarly ballzheimers.."

by two ween teen October 18, 2011

ballcall

A rare version of the pocket-dial, executed with the testicles.

This girl was grinding me so hard I accidentally ballcalled my grandma.

by DonnaDixonLine December 21, 2009

ballcrushers

Very tight jeans, as worn by a male. Nicknamed 'ballcrushers' because of their presumed effects.

The agony caused by Tony Blair's ballcrushers may have led to the invasion of Iraq.

by Dr Dougalstein May 13, 2008