Double Bagel

1. The act of tricking someone into buying you something, because you have no money.

2. The act of secretly adding to the original specified amount, while leaving another to pay.

"Dude, Helena just double bageled me at the store this morning!"

"Watch out! Helena is a total double bageler."

by B. Franklin November 18, 2012

Bagel Fuck

When a man fucks a woman through a bagel, simultaniously penetrating the bagel, and the woman.

"So today Dani was eating a bagel, so I snatched it out of the bitch's hand, dropped my pants, and bagel fucked her."

by snzn March 28, 2009

D-Bager

Some of the most credible people in the world. They reside in Darien, CT and love to lavish themselves and those around them. Though not always true, they are almost always the richest, high-society folks who own more than one house, some boats, mansions, expensive cars and other luxuries. Those who don't live in Darien tend to be wildly jealous. Teens in Darien tend to spend their free time shopping for $200 jeans and drinking. Adults spend their time working, finding more houses and trying to figure out how to be better than everyone else. Darien is one of the richest towns in the United States. It rivals in sports with New Canaan, CT, which is equally as rich but not nearly as competant in sports or academics. Many celebrities are d-bagers, they reside in Darien.

Hey look, it's a really rich guy with 7 houses!
He must live in Darien!
Oh...he's a D-Bager-i love those guys!
Yea, me too they're like 100 times better than new canaan. Everyone hates new canaan!

by iAmADbager March 10, 2005

Bagel

(verb)-When a secular Jew lets a religious Jew know he/she is Jewish through indirect means.

When a religious Jew(beard, peyos, tzitzit etc...) is walking down the street, a secular Jew who was previously talking to his friend about something secular will suddenly switch the topic to keeping kosher or going to Shul to tell the religious Jew that he is Jewish as well. Hence, the religious Jew was bageled.

by kahanetzadek November 22, 2011

bagel slapped

To Uber Pwn a n00b, or to slap a n00b with bagels

LOL Bagel slapped N00b

by Ub3r St3v3 June 11, 2006

my dog ate a bagel

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008

soggy bagel

Soggy bagel is a game that is played with a bunch of guys. The game itself is a circle jerk with two rules after the first person starting the game has jerked off into the bagel: 1. When the bagel is passed to you, you jerk off into it 2. The last one to jerk off into the bagel as it gets passed around has to eat it.

1: "What's up Shirley? How is Bill?"
"Oh he's had a busy day at work, so he's playing some soggy bagel with his co-workers"

"You guys were hungry so you had to turn your wacking session into a game of soggy bagel?!"

by Cuthroat Bill November 17, 2006