Awkward Sauce

The act of doing, saying, or experiencing something odd, uncomfortable, ridiculous, or downright wrong. When this happens, the only way to make the moment pass is to ask someone to "pass the awkward sauce". It can also be used as a noun. i.e. I had some major sauce occur last night at the party. There are different levels of awkward sauce that range from mild, medium, spicy, and on fire.

There is an intimate dinner party, and one guest begins talking about his recent herpes flare-up . One guest says, "Can someone please pass the AWKWARD SAUCE?"

I experienced awkward sauce last night that was extra spicy.

by Ceesel White February 16, 2009

awkward silence

when somethingh awkward happens and then its silent

Friend: GRAB MY ASS
Me: ...

AWKWARD SILENCE

by wvlkjvs WjbkdwBKJBDBKJ December 27, 2011

awkward

A word used by white people to describe any situation.

It was awkward when two white family's wanted to buy the same lexus.

by mightybadg3r August 10, 2012

awkward hawk

1) a mystical hawk that descends from the heavens to announce when a situation has become awkward. Commonly found during awkward silences and large gatherings of people attempting to engage socially. Hawk tends to flap its wings and squak so as many people as possible are aware of the awkwardness.

2) crazy man wearing an actual hawk costume. No matter the circumstances, will assuredly make any situation awkward.

1) Jordan: "then i said, 'damn! that's a huge bitch!'"

Brandon: "hahahaha....but dude i think im gay"

Jordan: ooo...ummmmm...
*enter hawk*
Awkward Hawk: Braaaaaakkkkk HAWKWARD

2) Jordan(answering the door): Hello?

Awkward Hawk: did you order a man in a hawk costume?

Jordan: ummmm... no...

Awkward Hawk: well...this is awkward

by brandjo October 14, 2008

awkward balloon

an awkward ballon is much like the awkward turtle in that it is used during times of awkward silence, awkward conversation, etc. To perform the awkward balloon one must hold their arm out at a 90 degree angle from their body with the hand in the shape of a fist. While slowly release your fist you must look slowly from your fist up to the sky as if to say, "bye, bye balloon."

"Wow, you sure are an awkward balloon"
"Bye, bye awkward balloon!"

by Lora Fitzgerald April 27, 2009

awkward cuttlefish

noun; a hand gesture in which the wrists are on top of each other and touching the mouth, and the the fingers are facing outawrd and wiggled; used by ocean science nerds during silences. the phrase "awkward cuttlefish" may or may not be spoken during this time, similar to "awkward turtle"

~elevator silence~
Person 1 to Person 2: ~awkward cuttlefish~
Person 2: You're retarded

by loveotters21 June 1, 2010

Awkward Eggs

1. An obligatory meal following a one-night-stand and preceding the walk of shame, often characterized by such blundering phrases as, "Soooo...your name again...right, right..." and, "guess we should trade numbers just in case any tests pop up positive, yeah…?"

2. When last night’s booty call has not yet securely left the premises as another date arrives promptly for breakfast

*Note to a playa: in the situation awkward eggs occurs, playas may want to brush up on such skillz as 1: Ambiguity (play dumb) & 2: Proximity (get the hell outta there son!)

"She was standing around in his kitchen in a cheap wrinkled sundress from the night before..."
"What'd you DO?"
"I ate my eggs and got the f* outta there!"
"Well shiiiit, ain't dat some awkward eggs!"

by Really???????? April 29, 2010