jew spot

The the closest parking spot to the entrance of any business. The parking space that requires the least amount of walking to the entrance.
Jack drove around the parking lot for 20 minutes waiting for the jew spot.
by BlueBeardOne January 7, 2009
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The J-spot

The unfortunate stain left on a carpet when someone attempts to enter a room where two lovers are going for it like good 'uns... and coitus is suddenly interrupted at the critical moment.
Jo: "Ewwww... the J-spot isn't drying up at all."

Nap: *shame faced* "Sorry honey."

Jo: "Don't be, one day we will look back and laugh."

Nap: "Yeah? Ya reckon?"

Jo: "Hmmm... we'll see... darn those lil love stains to Hull!"
by Nap August 4, 2004
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G+ Spot

If I send you an invite, will you circle my G+ spot?
by Plussing July 22, 2011
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Sweet spot

The most comfortable and easily reached part of a singer's vocal-range, and the part of their range in which, they sound the best. A singer's sweet spot's also the part of their vocal-range in which they're least likely to strain their voices and damage their vocal-cords while they're singing.
I'm a high Baritone, who's able to sing all the way up from G2 in full-voice to A5 in Falsetto, but my sweet spot lies somewhere between about C4 and F5 in me Falsetto range.
by Joe_Schmuck December 16, 2016
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cripple spot

"Man! Right outside the front doors of Best Buy, and on Christmas Eve! I had to double check to make sure it wasn't a cripple spot."
"Damn, what a lucky park!"
by GreyWyvern January 9, 2009
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Grease spot

Dead man walking. You fucked up and are pretty much going to die, bar none, period, final. Pucker up, bitch, your end is near.
If they find out I did this, I'm a fucking grease spot!
by ChCx91 February 19, 2011
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