Arctic Blitz

A method of cooling off on a muggy day, where your partner spreads your butt cheeks and blows cool air into your anus, much like an oscillating fan. If you’re a man, your partner may then cool down your testicles. If you’re a woman, expect the outside edges of your vagina to be arctic blitzed as well. The name originates from the equally refreshing Gatorade flavor.

It was 90 degrees out and we spent all day at the pool. I came home and showered but still felt too clammy in the pants to get in bed. Fortunately, my girl gave me an arctic blitz until she was lightheaded from oxygen deprivation. She told me I could return the favor some other time.

by Deez Leeemz July 5, 2020

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Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins

Aunt Arctic Pizza is a secret society of penguins who dress in Pizzas, a pink beanie, and glasses. All of them are green and don't accept any other color penguin because they are racist little jerks. Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins (Or AAPP) survive off of puffles and penguin souls. Their weaknesses include Orange puffles, a hungry mob, and a pizza chef with an appetite. If you are faced with one of these creatures, smile cause your probably on one of CherryCheese's videos.

"Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins ate my puffle!"

by CherryCheese November 23, 2019

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Arctic Couger

an Arctic Couger is the same thing as a couger(an old lady who goes for young men) but they do it up on the slopes

hey check out the arctic couger

by Sketchykid:D April 17, 2011

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arctic chokmunchies

another version of the word arabian
when someone is asleep and you put ur ballsack into their mouth (teabag) then slap ur coc across their face then shaft it up a nostrill to make them chok and chew

dan- man shes mighty fine bor
tom- lets ravage her dude
dan- how about the arctic chokmunchies?
tom- gud 1 then shel recognise the true meaning of chew

by ben dover jr January 14, 2008

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