Apple

1. A red fruit that grows on trees

2. A brand of computer that boasts they "don't crash as much". This is probably because all the software is also made by apple, and is thusly overpriced. I'm sure if every application made to run on a windows pc were tested by microsoft, there would be less problems.
Person A: Dude, I just got this sweet Apple! It never crashes!
Person B: What games do you have on it?
Person A: Nobody makes games for Apples... *begins crying*
by shiznannigan December 26, 2003
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Apples

Duude, my friends and i smoked like 5 apples last night
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Phrase used to lighten the moment, such as to add humor to anything said. Usually used by a group of people who are awesome.
That girl over there she is a fat cow....apple apple apple
by Mcfrue April 15, 2010
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Apple

A company based in Silicon Valley that operates not due to its own success, but the ideas of others. There is not one GOOD thing that they have ever invented.
Person 1: Did you here Apple just came out with the iPad Mini! That's their coolest invention ever!!!

Person 2: Quit drinking their shit. Apple hasn't invented anything useful ever. The iPad mini just tries to copy the Nexus 7 and Kindle Fire. Hell, they didn't even invent the tablet.
by hello everybody im Nappa May 20, 2013
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Apple

a fruit that is made by a tree.(that makes apples.)
Why dont people just say the definition of a apple is a fruit like i wanted?
by lunaneo1007 June 15, 2011
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Apple

What are you fucking stupid? You eat these things and it tastes good so why wonder what it is?
by The obnoxious smartass February 07, 2019
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when 2 guys go in the bedrooom and pull down their pants and stare at both of their steamy balls and cocks for exactly five minutes and 2 seconds then they go in 69 position and suck eachother
silly: lets do the apple
bobby: oh yes daddyyyyyy lets go
by Thebigdaddyclapper November 03, 2022
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