by MisterKay August 10, 2009
Person 1: God last night my dog was cunt punting me and my girlfriend
Person 2: Ah so you couldn't screw huh.
Person 2: Ah so you couldn't screw huh.
by supergayegg November 05, 2017
by Monarch soccer March 26, 2010
Ohhhh damn....bitch just got str8 cunt punted .....and ol' boy had a running start!
Damn son, that had to of stung a lil bit, ya feel me bro?
For sho' to I wonder if they got his shoe back yet or not.
What are you talking about?
Oh snap you didn't see or hear what happened? Ol' boy lost his shoe on the return from the cunt punt! Fo' shizzy yo! He gave the bitch a cunt punt and lost his shoe. It just vanished, gone, disappeared, you know like "POOF BE GONE"
Damn son, that had to of stung a lil bit, ya feel me bro?
For sho' to I wonder if they got his shoe back yet or not.
What are you talking about?
Oh snap you didn't see or hear what happened? Ol' boy lost his shoe on the return from the cunt punt! Fo' shizzy yo! He gave the bitch a cunt punt and lost his shoe. It just vanished, gone, disappeared, you know like "POOF BE GONE"
by Sevynn8Nine&SheWasYummy October 22, 2014
Literaly passing a turd.... explains why you havent ever seen it. If you do experience this, please allow the incomplete pass, dont touch it - especially if the person was eating corn
person with a corn turd on their face: ah gross!!!!!, someone turd punted me!!!!!
person with shit on their hands: hell yeah.... im ashton kuchar and im awesome!!!!
person with shit on their hands: hell yeah.... im ashton kuchar and im awesome!!!!
by ellz0rzzzz August 25, 2006
cuntpunt is the act of attacking a woman in her vulva, can cause extreme pain.
A kick in the cunt can hurt a woman, or damage your baby maker.
A kick in the cunt can hurt a woman, or damage your baby maker.
a whore sleeping with my male, I will avenge me, then I'll hurt your vagina.
Let me give an cunt punt this bitch!
I'll kick a bitch in cunt and stick your feet inside the vagina of the woman.
Let me give an cunt punt this bitch!
I'll kick a bitch in cunt and stick your feet inside the vagina of the woman.
by CUNTPUNTVAGINA December 08, 2014
Someone wearing an ice climber's boot (Spiked Tip) and kicks someone with the bottom of the boot in their testicles.
I told my friend if he didn't quit talking smack about my girlfriend I'd give him a jolly ol' Cactus Punt.
by Jack The Stalking Jew Ass Ripper November 22, 2006