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amish rocking chair

An act performed after human feces is frozen, as in a frozen stanley or a frozen francis. Two men then put opposing ends of the frozen turd in their rectums and proceed to "rock" back and forth, attempting to reach assgasm before the poopy melts.
Jacob: Dude, did you see those two guys over there in the corner?

Mike: Yea man, it looks like what we did last night with that frozen piece of shit.

Jacob: Yea, that was one sweet amish rocking chair.
by cool mr poopface May 5, 2007
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Amish oven

When going down on a women wearing a full length skirt or dress and she passes gas and you are trapped inside.
I was going down on my girlfriend when she Amish ovened me.... It was terrible.
by Batboy1974 January 16, 2017
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Anisha

Anisha is a very beautiful and smart girl . What is unique about her, is that she has beautiful brown eyes sometimes it may be light brown or dark brown .... Anisha is more than smart she's intelligent!!!!! It is very rare to find an Anisha with black eyes
My name is pronounced as Anisha not Aneesha (pronounced as Ah-nish-ah )
by # bynisha November 26, 2020
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amish milkshake

When you suck an Amish man’s dick until he finishes, and before you swallow you then suck milk out of the utter of a cow and swish the mixture of jizz and milk around in your mouth before you swallow it.
I’m going on a date at the barn with Laura tonight! I hope to give her an Amish milkshake tonight!
by Dumb idiot bitch March 26, 2022
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dirty anish

When an extremely short indian whoops your ass and makes you eat curry.
You didn’t have to dirty anish him but it works.
by PizzaCatDog June 29, 2020
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amish gansta

An amish who has many hats and plows. Also an amish gansta carries his wife in his beard.
What a selection of black hats. Must be an amish gansta.

Someones nitting in that amishs beard. He must be gansta
by Craig Bannerman February 9, 2007
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