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Transient Global Amnesia

An excuse for fucking up in a huge way.
I made a mistake, I fucked up, I don't want to accept responsibility for my actions so I'm going to claim Transient Global Amnesia and act like the whole thing never happened.
by Oktobr September 6, 2013
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Gay amnesia

The enchanting phenomenon where two gay men cross paths, engage in potential amorous escapades, only to blissfully forget the encounter and relive the joyous introduction upon their next meeting, creating an eternal loop of delightful rediscovery.
I’ve met Michael before, but he doesn’t think so because he suffers from a case of gay amnesia.
by Xmadnessmadeforme January 11, 2024
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hiking amnesia

Hiker’s own selective amnesia.

Remembering the “wow” at the top but forgetting the “fuck there’s more” on the trail, making you want to do it again.
-We should redo the same trail because the view was stunning
-Must be your hiking amnesia speaking cuz we nearly died going up
by bcer420 January 5, 2024
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fiscal amnesia

1. when you have a job skill set that is being exploited to a level outside of your pay grade and you conveniently forget how to use that skill set. (commonly occurs when a corporation refuses to acknowledge the exploitation of skill sets they aren't currently paying for but expecting at bottom dollar) See: holding out for more money.
2. when a party wants something that you know but holds out for money feigning to not recall the details. (seen in many movies)
Manager: oh you know how to program Cisco switches but you are an under paid hourly guy. hmm.. how about you go ahead and deploy that new network segment.
Employee: Yea, how about compensation commensurate with that skill set.
Manager: How about you do it or look for other employment.
Employee: Yea, sorry I was mistaken, I am suffering from fiscal amnesia at this point.

"Where is the guy we are looking for?"
"Sorry my memory is a little hazy."
"Does this Franklin change your mind?"
"Well what do you know, I think I remember now.. he is staying in that apartment upstairs at 1549 fourth street... 3b."
by xxploitedxx August 31, 2012
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movie amnesia

Forgetting movie situations and important things within a couple years of seeing the movie.
I wish I could remember that hilarious/crazy part of that movie I saw 3 years ago, but I suffer from movie amnesia.
by wordelder December 20, 2010
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Milk of Amnesia

General anethesia: The medication used to put a patient to sleep in the operating room. This drug is called Propofol. It is referred to as Milk of Amnesia due to its milky-white color and because it puts patients to sleep leaving no memory of the surgery.
The anesthesiologist put the patient to sleep with Milk of Amnesia for their surgery.
by SpoogeBob CumPants April 6, 2024
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Confirmative amnesia

A disease where by the person you send money to does not call you back to confirm whether they received it
I helped Bayo with $200, but I have not heard from him since then because of his confirmative amnesia.
by The Malachi June 4, 2024
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