Jim-“Have you seen Alyssa today”
John-“nope, must be blending in with the ants again”
Jeremy-“she might be recording elf 2”
John-“nope, must be blending in with the ants again”
Jeremy-“she might be recording elf 2”
by Happyfeet220104 December 17, 2018
An Alyssa is one of those girls who is still single but gives out dating advice like one of those people who gives out free tasting samples at Loblaws, and a large portion of the time, she's completely right. She loves compliments hut is modest when it comes to actually accepting them. Her eyes will make you either faint or drop dead because of how beautiful they are. Alyssas are kind of shy when they first meet people but then get used to their presence, she mostly hangs out with her five closest friends, she is quite sociable when she's w/ her absolute besties. Alyssas are usually selfconsious even though they are stunningly hot/beautiful. If someone is feeling like crap, within 5 mins of talking to an Alyssa they feel better, she'll always stand up for you and do the right thing. She is someone to trust when she gives advice because not only has she been through it but she was incredibly strong. Never, ever let her go because you'll need her amazingness, beauty, love and devotion, plus it'll be hell to go without her.
Person1: I'm feeling sad:(
Alyssa: Why what happened?
Person1: Person2 said something mean to me
Alyssa: *punches person2 in face* don't worry person2 will get what's coming to them😉
Alyssa: Why what happened?
Person1: Person2 said something mean to me
Alyssa: *punches person2 in face* don't worry person2 will get what's coming to them😉
by Royalebitch January 05, 2018
Alyssa has an amazing and unique personality, from her head to her toes she is beautiful. She is a great friend and will always have your back when you need it. Alyssa has a BIG temper so don't get on her nerves. When she has a problem with you she comes right out and says out unlike most girls. Love you alyss
by Kimberly Czajkowski June 24, 2017
A delusional pea brain cunt who still gets her ass wiped by her dad at 31 years old. Perpetually horny. Masurbates 8 times a day with her toothpick vibrator, 365 days a year. Stinks like a prostitute. Got dumped by her ex for being stupid. Got molested by a pedo when she was a teenager. Sucks off her brother on the weekend.
Example:
A: Who the fuck told that Autistic Alyssa Arizo that she's relevant?! She won't stop lecturing my team!
B: Heard she's just a cumbag. No one really listens to her.
Example:
A: Who the fuck told that Autistic Alyssa Arizo that she's relevant?! She won't stop lecturing my team!
B: Heard she's just a cumbag. No one really listens to her.
A: You know Alyssa Arizo?
B: Who?
A: Alyssa Arizo
A: Oh yeah I don't like her
B: Me neither, no one does
B: Who?
A: Alyssa Arizo
A: Oh yeah I don't like her
B: Me neither, no one does
by Preraksoni December 20, 2021
Alyssa is a girl. She is weird but beautiful. She often craves potatoes and likes to hang out with her friends. She likes her chums who are her only friends.
by atpequine on IG April 17, 2017
I fucking love her. Alyssa’s I’m just telling you be happy don’t let anyone bring down your smile because I promise you that you are worth it and don’t even doubt it For one second. They are so kind and funny and always make everyone smile, they will go out of their way to make others feel special even if they are not worth it. Also I know that u want to be TIK TOK famous so I’m just gonna tell you , YOU WILL BE JUST KEEP GOING
by Hi I don’t know what to write September 10, 2019
the most smartest girl you'll ever meet, considering im an alyssa. alyssa has a smart mouth but a pretty body, so watch what you say to her, or else. although she can be annoying, she can be sad and not want to be bothered. yes, she can be the best friend youll ever have, but she can get too attached. if you and her talk, just remember she is very sensitive. she also is the best at starting and keeping converations going on. just remember she is the brighest and smartest.
by itz.meunknown March 27, 2018