Alcohol dependence 

An 18yo white girl

1: I think I have alcohol dependence
2: Well, of course, you do, you're an 18yo white girl

Alcohol dependence by the_defineer69 March 9, 2020

Alcohol poisoning 

What you get when you try to drink eighty straight vodkas

I heard of a guy that tried to break the drinking record and he got alcohol poisoning after the fourth bottle

Alcohol poisoning by pro2a July 16, 2020

Alcohol Enthusiast 

Essentially an alcoholic in denial

Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :

1. They deny they are an alcoholic

2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink

3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends

4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and

“ savor” the taste of alcohol

5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash

6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time

Ex: “ oh I’m not an alcoholic. I’m an alcohol enthusiast. There’s a big difference”

Alcohol Enthusiast by Marshmelliesoup May 10, 2021

Alcohol abuse 

Alcohol abuse is when four (4) people are drinking one beer.

Alcohol abuse is very dangerous.

Alcohol abuse by Winner-winner chicken dinner November 24, 2021

Alcohol friendly 

When you like alcohol, can hold your liquor and you drink often but are not an alcoholic.

she’s like borderline alcoholic but likes to be called alcohol friendly

Alcohol friendly by Bexxbaby December 10, 2021

Alcohol bomb 

A form of Molotov cocktail that uses alcohol as the flammable liquid

The alcohol bomb should have 50% or more alcohol content in the alcohol

Alcohol bomb by Сейдж August 25, 2023

Alcohol eve 

The day before Valentine’s Day where you get so drunk that on Valentine’s Day your too hungover to feel the loneliness

Jack: ah shit it’s finally alcohol eve

Alcohol eve by Idkimjustherefortheride February 13, 2024