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permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023
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Amari Affect

Where a man acts so out of the ordinary and cartoon like that his peers cannot physically take him seriously, no matter how serious the situation is.
She just keeps laughing at him, bro got the Amari Affect.
by WhoppaWitDaChoppa July 23, 2023
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PDA- 'Private Display of Affection'

PDA- 'Private Display of Affection'

When your partner hasn't showered in over a week and you become sexually aroused by their sweaty gym seth, to the point where you uncontrollably lick the f*** out of their armpits, crotch area and sweaty ass.
Catching a whiff of their pesky BO and frantically licking their private parts builds your immune system whilst showing

PDA- 'Private Display of Affection' to your significant other.
by Pagan God-Satyr March 9, 2018
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pointless affection

Giving your emotional attention to someone with a heart of stone.
I guess I was giving pointless affection for a long time.
by howeverlongitgoeson January 14, 2010
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Negotiable affections

A lady of negotiable affections is one who enjoys sex at a price.
She was an amateur lady of negotiable affections. "How much for a quickie?"
"I'm not on the game. As it's you. Now that you've got me drunk, just pay for a taxi back to your place. I can't wait."

In my bedroom, I slipped out of my boxers and into her. She was lush, moist and dying for it. Buying her an expensive meal with two bottles of wine had been worth my money.
by dustyp June 9, 2020
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Fetsch Affect

The Fetsch effect as described in the dictionary is when someone thinks they are so high and mighty that they begin to treat everyone like shit and think they are “up” when in reality it is opposite, they are down
Mary has been acting strange lately I think she might have the Fetsch Affect
by CSmith29 October 11, 2023
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