permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

2000s Affect

Noun

That weird brain glitch where anything from the late 20th century (like the ’90s) feels ancient, but stuff from the 2000s still seems brand new—even if it’s 15–20 years old.

“Full 2000s affect hit me when I realized Borat came out nearly 20 years ago.”

by xesyag August 31, 2025

Fetsch Affect

The Fetsch effect as described in the dictionary is when someone thinks they are so high and mighty that they begin to treat everyone like shit and think they are “up” when in reality it is opposite, they are down

Mary has been acting strange lately I think she might have the Fetsch Affect

by CSmith29 October 11, 2023

makeup affect

Makeup makes a girl prettier but usually the more makeup the stupidity gets larger

Yeah she's an example of the makeup affect

by Forty-nine May 1, 2016

Affected

Popularised by the UK TikTok star Chelsea Lee Art, Being Affected means that a situation, event or person has led someone to become annoyed, upset or angry, similar to being “triggered”.

“i said she had a big nose, she was so affected” or “you know you’re wrong, get affected” or ”i lost the bet, im so affected.

by smallwhitedog123 November 3, 2023

swell of affection

boner

boner is a swell of affection

by miss clarkesradio February 1, 2018

The Gyarados Affect

When a person who originally is unattractive ages/hits puberty and is transformed into a sexy beast.
Originates from Pokemon, when a weak Magikarp evolves and becomes a powerful Gyarados.

Jane: Did you hear about Brian moving back to town?
Karen: Yeah! I never imagined he'd go through puberty so well and get so HOT!
Jane: I know! The Gyarados Affect worked so well on him!

by Wet Noodle Bandit June 4, 2015