acid baby

The first ever Acid baby was introduced to the world by a man named Michael Matthews. He has presumably been convicted of forcing Acid Baby's Mama to induce a 9-month long acid trip while carrying his seed. Miraculously the baby was not only born with no birth defects, but with the ability to telepathically communicate with other humans as well as beings from the other side.

UPDATE
Michael Matthews has been rumored to be nominated for the 2018 Nobel Piece Prize for donating Acid Baby to foundations interested in ending crime on the planet.

Bro did you hear the truth about 9/11
What? that conspiracy BS you're always trying to convince me of?
Nah bro, it's not BS... Acid Baby proved it!

by Unclezip October 12, 2017

Deoxyribonucleic acid

What you say instead of DNA when you want to sound smart in the 4th grade.

Timothy: Hey Jacob I just studied a DNA molecule
Jacob: Did you mean Deoxyribonucleic acid?

by Insightful Retard... September 10, 2020

Acid Monkey

Crack head

Hey that dude seems hyper!
Hes just an acid monkey...

by nononobanana November 6, 2011

Acid Dick

The residual effect of putting your regular dick into an Acid Pussy. See Acid Pussy.

"My brother is a whore, and fucks whores with acid pussy, and now his dick is on fire...because it is now acid dick."

by What's My Name Fool?! August 22, 2011

acid

an addictive drug that when you use it, it makes all of your problems go away. you get the sensation of falling and when you finally come out of the haze, you feel better than ever, and everyone should try it.... but beware. if you dont have any condoms with you, dont use it.

kid 1: hey you want some acid?
kid 2: sure whats that?
kid 1: its a drug dumbass
kid 2: ok
...inject...inject
kid 2: dam that was gruhhhh

by Nicole M April 16, 2006

sulphuric acid

The most delicious substance known to man. It makes your tongue scream out with joy. Or pain. I can't tell the difference.

I love to pour sulphuric acid on my toes! Mmmmm the pain is so delicious

by Salad fingers November 21, 2004

cartoon acid

cartoon acid makes you see everything in cartoon like you see objects talk and move.

last night i took cartoon acid and the calgary tower bowed down and said welcome to downtown.

by missile December 28, 2008