Accidental Idea

Basically if you say an idea, and a nearby parent/ teacher hears it.

Kade: Hell yeah, the teacher forgot about this homework!

Teacher: What a great idea Kade! Every one turn in your homework.

Kade: FML, accidental idea.

by OhShizzNotAgain March 30, 2011

accidentally dreadful

a situation that down right blows ass; but not intentionally

Heather: I swatted a spider and it landed on my baby's face.

Kayla: Oh, My God - that's accidentally dreadful!

by smorava July 30, 2008

accidental sequestration

The act of accidentally getting a boner.

Oh shit, I accidental sequestration.

by rosesblue February 13, 2013

Accidental selfie

A trending Instagram hashtag which is confusing because there's 3 fucking stages of uploading something onto Instagram.

Instagram caption: Just woke up, but here's an accidental selfie I took 🙈 #accidentalselfie
Me: *squints suspiciously*

by LeUrbanDefiner May 28, 2015

Accidentation

Having an uneven surface.

The accidentation of the building’s wall made climbing it easy.

by Ednindy October 27, 2018

accidental reverse blumpkin

A female is sitting on the toilet as her male lover is exiting the shower that she had occupied only moments ago. She had a turtle head poking its unruly neck out due to the deep dicking she had received in the shower prior to this. As the male passes the female she gobbles down his penis in the heat of passion they were still clearly still in. This is something that is in general unplanned and considered highly taboo. However, the two people had in fact not only been in the act of the reverse blumpkin but, had done so accidentally. Hence the accidental reverse blumpkin. The two never spoke of it again. Both feeling ashamed of committing such a perverted act.

I bet they didn't see that accidental reverse blumpkin coming before they hopped in the shower like a couple of wild dogs in heat. Its ok, Jesus still loves them....

by madmike135 July 30, 2018

Accidental Dig

When you wipe your butt a little to aggressively and your finger digs through the paper and causes pain.

Man, I was on the shitter and had an accidental dig. Now my butthole hurts.

by Tanner mcmuffin August 10, 2018