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Academic Tantrum

The urge to respond to something completely wrong with a 500 word referenced essay.
Annoying sign: The government hit you with a 25% tax increase on your cigarettes. How much more can they take from you?

You: Gah! Academic Tantrum time!

*pulls out health references and starts to write response, ignoring half finished study, then gets all passive aggressive and makes a post on Urban Dictionary."
by Elspeth Macyena May 19, 2011
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academic work quality

The attention, retention and reproduction of information in an academic setting.
The effects of aerobic exercise on academic work quality.
by ResearcherC April 20, 2023
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academic sponge

Someone who soaks up information but never really understands it. Information is squeezed out at the end of term.
Most students these days are academic sponge's.
by Chase Stanley August 16, 2014
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Academic Weapon

Someone who despite flu symptoms, tiredness, and being cursed with Freckles GETS ON THE INTELLECTUAL GRIND; particularly at a public school
That chick over there skipped class just cause her brothers sick, not an academic weapon if you ask me.”
by Flumper42 January 23, 2024
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Academics

If more people thought it would they be correct or incorrect in thinking it? Would their account of reality be MORE or LESS concordant with objective reality?
Hym "Wow, you really refuse to take an accurate account of what's actually happening there, don't you? And you're doing it because I refuse to adopt a politically correct account of what happened with the mongoloid, aren't you? Yeah... I mean, I got the chicks phone number in my phone so... What happened? What REALLY happened? You're EXACTLY RIGHT! That thing you thought in you're shit-filled brain just-now? That you wouldn't ever say because it makes me look like I'm better than a retard. THAT is what happened there. The academics agree."
by Hym Iam September 28, 2023
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academic gangbang

When there are multiple assignments due for various classes at the same time.
Me: Damn I have a history, sociology, English paper due this weekend. It’s an academic gangbang.
by TheWiiFitnessTrainer March 11, 2021
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academic work quality

The attention, retention and reproduction of information in an academic setting.
The effects of anaerobic exercise on academic work quality
by ResearcherC April 20, 2023
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