abe lincoln

When a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.

I went to Batman: The Dark Knight this chick wouldn't shut up so I gave her an Abe Lincoln.

by LouDAMan, TMAN October 16, 2008

Ab Lincoln

when you know your going to get oral sex so you trim your pubes before save the clippings and right before you cum you pull out of the bitchs mouth come on her chin and then stick the pubes on the cum.

I Ab Lincolned that bitch last night and she still wanted me to fuck her.

by Paco's Tacos December 11, 2008

Abed Up

The act of getting so wasted that you begin to think you are Abraham Lincoln and can do what you want.

I was so Abed Up last night I pissed on a cop car and got arrested

by Deano32 August 1, 2010

Pussy Abs

The abs you get, not from being buff, but from being skinny. Therefor you have abs by default.

Jason, that little motherfucker with his pussy abs.

by MojojojoddsTU3 October 30, 2021

dick abs

When a female has sex in a lot of positions including being constantly in crunch position. Like an ab workout, and the following day her torso feels tight

Hilda: Damn my torso hurts

Ariana: why? You sick?
Hilda: no, I got dick abs from sex yesterday
Ariana: oh damn
Hilda: yeah shits rough but totally worth it

by Hildy Bongwater February 4, 2018

Yarden Abed

crazy jew

you see that Yarden Abed over there.

by adamthetiger September 29, 2011

abs val

valerie with abs edited on<3

abs val is an inside joke but it’s funny so let it be on here

by clementineqx June 2, 2021