by #youwish February 10, 2019
A special type of human species that revolves around buying wooden ladies. Diagnosed with salt-syndrome. Continues to deny, but actually has an Indian wife while cheating with a lady in a storage unit.
Guy: Dude, why are you so salty? It was just a new Symmetra rework.
Guy 2: Nah, it's okay, he is just being a Robert.
Guy 2: Nah, it's okay, he is just being a Robert.
by TheOneAndOnlyRobot July 17, 2018
A guy who is indescribable in a bad way. He wears his top inside out and is annoying and more annoying case closed
by Beththebitcg May 09, 2019
Robert is a little bitch who gets no girls he has no dick he is fat as hell and ugly as hell he is the most annoying person ever and is gay
Robert sucks dick for free !!!
by Chicken nuggets123456 April 10, 2019
Robert is a dickhead who will never find love he plays rainbow six Seige isnt of play minecraft. he loves the part in south park where cartman shits himself
by anti Robert gang October 11, 2019
Robert is A homophobic little piece of shit. He never knows when to keep his mouth shut. Fucking fat ass. Annoying af.
Robert-hates gay people
by 111Robloxdude April 26, 2019
A very loud and often balding man.
With a schlong like a raisin.
Due to his tall stature his balding is very well hidden, it becomes evident when he’s on his knees groveling for forgiveness as he so often does.
Robert loves the party dingos and nose beers
With a schlong like a raisin.
Due to his tall stature his balding is very well hidden, it becomes evident when he’s on his knees groveling for forgiveness as he so often does.
Robert loves the party dingos and nose beers
by ChrisA789 November 17, 2018