Pitchin A Tent

The Art of gettin a bonner from a chick in the shape of a tent

Last night Gunnar was at the movies and he saw Julia and started pitchin a tent

by suck my dick gunnar December 28, 2010

Tent Peg

Form of feminine protection commonly known as Tampons.

Hand me a tent peg, it's the only way my boyfriend will be able to earn his red wings without gagging

by TomSawyerReborn June 27, 2011

shag tent

A tent by which sexual intercourse is performed.

Hey, let's go set up a shag tent.

by ShagTenter October 08, 2014

Crotch Tent

noun - the effect a hard-on has in loose pants; A tent shaped protrusion held up by one's member. These usually occur at the most inappropriate times possible

I can't believe i pitched a crotch tent during his mom's funeral!" "Yeah dude, that's why i always wear a cup when i'm in slacks

by Brobacca May 15, 2011

Mud Tent

Verb: To shit your pants / smell really bad

1. Dude I think Steve just pitched a mud tent. =/

2. I might be pitching a muddy tent later if I eat that burrito.

by Captain Anal November 15, 2010

tranny tent

The surprising bulge in the pants of a male-to-female pre-op transgender individual.

Yo, I was making out with this hot chick and I glanced downward and saw that she had a tranny tent! I kept going anyway...

by tentsman October 17, 2010

fourth tent

to go one to far; pushing your luck to the limit, and then getting caught.

when someone is busted, "...when you went into that next room, where the guards were waiting, that was your fourth tent."

by ruf-jason March 03, 2005