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rusty tampon

a used tampon removed from a menstruating female's vaginal cavity and then inserted into the partner's anus. finally the tampon is removed from the partner's sore anus and placed into a third party's unsuspecting mouth. the two previously mentioned parties then masturbate to the victims reaction.
"courtney loved the rusty tampon we gave to jose"
by weenis is the word December 17, 2008
mugGet the rusty tamponmug.

tampon troll

A debasing and nasty term for a lesbian, "tampon troll" is synonymous with bull-dyke. A tampon troll can often be found in non-traditional careers and jobs for females, such as: Police Officer, security guard, airline pilot and Border Patrol Agent. Female military officers are often tampon trolls.

Missing a penis, the tampon troll is jealous of, and generally resentful of males.
1. Check out that tampon troll! She has her cigarettes rolled up in her shirt sleeve!
2. That tampon troll sure looks frightening when she wears that tool belt.
3. That cop that ticketed me for speeding was a nasty tampon troll. What a cunt! I bet she would not have cited me had I been an attractive woman.
by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010
mugGet the tampon trollmug.

Tampon Girl

I female that simultaneously wears a short dress/skirt and a tampon without panties, and allows the tampon string to hang out and show while walking, bending over, sitting or dancing.
Tony: Ewww... look at that girl dancing over there!
Tim: Nasty! its a Tampon Girl!
by cioa February 20, 2009
mugGet the Tampon Girlmug.

ouchie tampon

A tampon that is made of cardboard and has a flat end.
"Why do all machines in public bathrooms have ouchie tampons?"
by Christa_d August 29, 2005
mugGet the ouchie tamponmug.

tampon breath

the breath you get after eating out a girl on her period
geese honey you gave me tampon breath
by faggiebear July 26, 2006
mugGet the tampon breathmug.

Tampon Pusher

A man who is too desperate and impatient to wait out a womens menstrual cycle.
You've got to unplug it before you start then pluming.
by Nobody April 12, 2005
mugGet the Tampon Pushermug.

tampon fuse

the string of a tampon.

usually referred to when a female is extremely irritated and known to be close to her period.
girl: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

some person: Who lit the fuse on her tampon?
by Kitteh April 28, 2005
mugGet the tampon fusemug.

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